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The Worst Meet and Greet Ever  (or How to Make the Worst Possible First Impression)

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This past week Rick and I endured the worst “first date” we’ve ever encountered with another couple. Thank God we don’t typically play on the first date or I think we’d really be hanging our heads in shame.

We met Emmett and Hazel at an off-premise swing club. We arrived a little early to flirt with Rick’s favorite bartender, Nori. Emmett and Hazel showed up about 20 minutes late. We would have totally understood had they lived farther away. But that wasn’t the case with this couple and they didn’t even text or call to let us know if they were still coming or not.

When they arrived I knew instantly there was no chemistry on my part for either Emmett or Hazel. Still, I made every effort to be polite and friendly, in case Richard felt differently toward Hazel. I couldn’t discern how he was feeling toward her, so I made every effort to be good company.

As the evening wore on, Emmett managed to disrespect our server in every way possible, including motorboating her boobs without asking first. We later found out she had just returned to work after having a baby and was still nursing. Nori told Rick later that Willow was mortified and very pissed off about the shoddy treatment Emmett gave her.

Emmett went on to talk about how he ruled his roost with an iron hand. Hazel just sat there demurely. Every 30 minutes or so he would go out for a smoke break. While he was gone, the three of us got on nicely but we knew after reading in their profile beforehand that there would be no threesomes that didn’t involve Emmett. Their profile stated, “He may play alone separately but she never will.” We didn’t question it at the time, since I knew there was no chemistry anyway.

After a couple of hours, we excused ourselves, using an early morning work as our excuse, although entirely true. Two hours of our lives we’ll never get back, but it inspired me to want to share some universal truths about swinging, and some ways we can all be more successful in finding playmates:

  1. Truth in Advertising. How old are those photos on your profile? It isn’t necessary to hire a professional photographer every six months for updated pics, but if you’ve got less hair and/or more weight on you than you did in those two-year-old pics in your profile photos, that’s unfair and it’s time for an update.
  2. Personal habits. Do you smoke, even a little bit? Then your profile should indicate as much. There is nothing more unattractive than meeting someone for the first time who lights up every 30 minutes after thinking that he or she might have been a good match (on paper, anyway).
  3. Being flaky. If your profile says you’re seeking playmates, and you want to meet, then pull the trigger and meet. Very few of us want a pen pal or online chat mate. Vague emails or messages exchanged every four or five days are simply a waste of time. We’re looking to meet like-minded couples for play – in whatever form that takes. But you never know until you actually meet them first.

Which we did with Emmett and Hazel, but it just wasn’t in the cards. But now we know for sure. Remember how mama said first impressions are lasting impressions? It’s doubly important in the swinging world.

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The Retreat, Pt 2

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Photo Credit: FFMThreesome

Lauren was aroused from her slumber to feel her bed shaking ever so slightly. She opened one eye and looked over to see Layla straddling her husband, straining to ride up and down his cock without shaking the bed and awakening Lauren. Lauren opened both eyes without moving and was instantly taken with the sight of her friend starting the day by fucking Frank. His eyes were closed as his hands ran up and down Layla’s breasts, stopping occasionally to play with her nipples. Layla’s lips were pressed together, as though she were struggling to keep from saying anything. She took Frank’s hands in her own, holding onto them to maintain her balance. Both partners were breathing heavily and Lauren could see beads of sweat collect on Layla’s forehead. Her breasts were already glistening with a light glaze, a sign to Lauren that they had been at this for some time.

Lauren didn’t want to spoil the mood. She wanted Frank and Layla to come to orgasm so she lay there motionless as though she were still asleep. She could tell they were both close. Layla began to gasp and arched her back as waves of climax rolled through her body. Frank suddenly gripped Layla’s hips and lurched forward.

“Ah-h-h-h,” he grimaced as shot his morning load into Layla. She kept rocking on his cock as her pussy clenched around his cock. She exhaled deeply, opened her eyes and collapsed on top of Frank, still trying to catch his breath. She rolled off of him so he could take off the condom he was wearing.

“Well, good morning you two,” Lauren said quietly.

“Oh!” Layla replied, seemingly startled. “Did we wake you up?”

“Yeah, but it’s ok. I’ve enjoyed watching you two,” Lauren said. “Very sexy.”

“We tried not to wake you, babe,” Frank chimed in. “I woke up hard as a rock and started rubbing both of you. You were dead to the world, but Layla woke up soaking wet, so we thought we’d give it a go,”

Lauren chuckled. “I see,” She started to sit up, but the pounding in her head forced her back into the pillow.

“Ugh, I have a headache,” she said. “Did we drink all the booze last night?”

“Probably,” Layla answered. “Let me get you something for that.” And with that, she got up, put Frank’s red t-shirt back on, located her purse on the floor and rummaged through it to find an aspirin.

Layla filled a nearby glass with tap water and walked back over to Lauren. She handed her the pills and the glass. She sat up to drink it as Frank rubbed her back.

“I’m surprised you’re even awake,” Frank said. “You were crazy last night. Both of you were.”

Lauren struggled to remember, but as she swallowed the water, the memories returned. After Layla gave Frank a blow job in the shower, they took a snack break and discussed the swinger’s retreat they were scheduled to attend. It was already noon and they faced a two-hour drive. The more they talked and laughed and drank, the less they wanted to drive. Frank was perfectly content to stay home and give these ladies some additional attention.  After a quick text to some friends to say they were staying in this weekend, the trio called the pizza man and moved out to the backyard pool.

Taking off what little clothes they had on, they jumped in. The water was refreshingly cool and had they played with each other’s asses, tits and one very happy cock. Layla stepped out of the pool and lay down on her stomach along the edge. Lauren swam over to her and started chatting. Frank then swam up behind his wife and ran his hands up her stomach, stopping them to cup her breasts. Then he slid his right hand back down to her pussy. She willingly spread her legs apart as Frank’s fingers tickled his wife’s clit.

Lauren tried to hold her focus on what she was saying to Layla, but Frank’s expert knowledge of his wife’s pussy kept the conversation to a minimum. Layla smiled and closed her eyes, soaking up the warmth of the setting sun. Lauren gripped the side of the pool as Frank continued massaging her clit as he positioned one leg on each side of the pool jet.

She braced herself with her legs and leaned back against Frank’s chest. He massaged her clit as the pool jets vibrated against her pussy lips. Frank would take his finger off her clit for a second so she could feel the jets right on her clit, then he’d put his finger back to continue massaging. She started rocking her hips back and forth as her moans grew increasingly louder. Her back stiffened against Frank and he moved his hand down so he could insert two fingers into her pussy. As he did, he felt her hips buck against his as her pussy contracted over and over. Layla got up and wrapped a towel around her. Right after she stood up, she heard a doorbell ring.

“Pizza man is here,” she said to no one in particular.

“My wallet is on the counter,” Frank replied. “Get some cash out of there.” Lauren was still pressed up against him with her eyes closed and mouth open.

Layla grabbed some cash and answered the door. She opened the door and stuck her hand out to offer the cash to the driver. With a sly smile he traded the cash for the pizza and thanked her as her towel fell off.

Stunned, all Pizza Man could say was, “d-d-do you need change?”

“Nah,” she said as she picked up the towel. “Have a nice evening.”

She shut the door, put the pizza boxes on the kitchen counter and returned outside. Lauren was lying on one of the chaise lounges, wrapped in a towel. Frank wrapped another towel around his waist.

“Let’s eat,” he said. “I’m starving.”

They ate their lunch and Frank went out front to get Layla’s bag out of her car. When he brought it back inside, Lauren was in the shower. Frank pointed Layla to the guest bathroom and told her to make herself at home. She went in to shower and change.

Frank joined Lauren in their shower. “Wow, honey,” he said. “This is amazing. Can we keep her for the weekend?” he asked playfully.

Lauren laughed. “Well, she’s not a Redbox rental, but I think she was planning to hang out with us for the weekend. I take it you’re enjoying yourself?” she asked, already knowing the answer.

“Hell yes, I’m enjoying myself,” he answered as he began soaping his wife’s back.

Lauren reached around and began stroking his cock.

“Let’s have a proper three-way,” she suggested.

“Damn, woman, you read my mind,” he replied.

They got out and dried off. Lauren suggested they just let Layla take her time getting ready, whatever form that took. They got dressed and went back into the kitchen and heard a hair dryer.

Layla soon emerged from the bathroom wearing a sundress. Her straight blonde hair hung past her shoulders.

“Feel better?” Lauren asked.

“Much better.  Just what the doctor ordered,” she answered as she came over to the kitchen island to pour herself some iced tea.

“You know, I was thinking,” she began. “I’d really love to see you two together. I love to watch couples who are into each other. It’s so sexy.”

Frank and Lauren looked at each other. Frank smiled and said, “Well sure, we can do that. But we’d like for you to eventually join us.”

“I think I can manage that,” Layla smiled back.

With Frank leading the way, the trio took their glasses and walked back into the bedroom. Layla set hers down on the dresser then climbed on the bed. “Alrighty, I’m ready for the show,” she said. “Go slow, please, just as if I weren’t here,” she added.

Frank and Lauren stood at the end of the bed and began kissing. Slowly they parted each others’ lips and explored each other with their tongues. Frank ran his hands down Lauren’s back and squeezed her ass. Lauren pulled Frank’s shirt over his head, and Frank reciprocated by loosening the tie around Lauren’s robe. He then dropped his shorts to reveal a throbbing hardon. Lauren wrapped her hands around it and stroked softly. Frank started kissing her neck before working his way down to her nipples.

Layla began playing with her own clit as she watched.

Frank turned Lauren around and set her on the bed. He gently nudged her backward so she was lying on her back with her legs spread. Frank got on his knees and pulled Lauren to the end of the bed so he could have easy access to her pussy. He began sucking on her clit and fingering her pussy. Lauren moaned and squirmed. Frank continued sucking on her clit and inserted a finger in her ass. Lauren began gasping for breath and before long she came, squirting her pussy juices rhythmically on Frank’s face.

Frank backed off, picking up his shirt off the floor and wiping his face before standing up to mount his wife. Lauren was still moaning and Frank wasn’t even sure she was coherent when he motioned Layla to come over and straddle his wife.

Layla eagerly came over and straddled Lauren. She bent down and started kissing her neck and nipples. Frank thrust a few times in his wife then pulled out and entered Layla, which surprised her, but she didn’t object. In fact, her pussy was every bit as wet as Lauren’s.  He fucked Layla for a bit, then went back to Lauren. He continued the rhythm for a few minutes until Lauren decided she wanted to go down on Layla again. They stopped so the women could switch places. Frank fucked Lauren doggy style while she ate Layla’s pussy.

Soon Frank felt Lauren come hard around his cock. That sent him over the edge and dumped his load into her pussy. He kept thrusting until Layla moaned through her climax. Spent, the three collapsed on the bed to collectively catch their breath.  As he lay there, Frank couldn’t help but wonder if the ladies were missing out on the fun at the swingers’ resort.

“Are you two glad we stayed home and didn’t go to the retreat?” he asked them.

“Retreat?” the ladies asked in unison. “What retreat?”

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From The Mouth of Babes (Sort of)

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Swingers say the darndest things. A few months ago when Rick and I were in Las Vegas, we played with another couple we’d contacted on a swinger site, and who were staying at the same hotel as we were. What a convenient coincidence! Their names escape me (I swear), so we’ll call them Carrie and Ned. They were on vacation from New York. We met at the pool and chatted for a couple of hours in the hot tub until we were kicked out so a crew could do some cleaning. Carrie and Ned went back to their room to change and get some booze before coming over to our room.

When they arrived we chatted some more before moving to the balcony to start some play. It was an amazing spring night in Vegas. Low humidity made the temperature so pleasant and there was a privacy screen on each balcony (not that we cared).

Anyhoo, after some blowjobs and nipple play, we decided to take it to the bedroom. RIck and Carrie claimed the bed and took turns going down on each other. Ned said he wanted to be on the bed too, so he could watch his wife go down on Rick. I agreed and Ned soon went down on me with a tongue much more aggressive than I was accustomed to. I discovered right away that I liked his voracious approach and he soon drew several loud orgasms out of me. Rick reported similar results from Carrie. Yay.

But soon thereafter I tumbled down from that orgasmic high when Ned kissed his way up my stomach and breasts and whispered in my ear in his sexiest Brooklyn accent…

“Youse taste nice.”

I had to bite my cheek and tongue to keep from laughing.

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Last Saturday Rick and I visited an offsite swinger’s bar here in town. It’s a favorite of Rick’s because there’s a sexy young bartender whom he’d love to have his way with. Sadly, she’s not a swinger (or says she’s not) and engaged to be married to a non-swinger (or so she says). Blondie wasn’t working on Saturday but we sat with a lovely couple named Molly and Bill. They are veteran swingers and it was fun to swap stories. Since it’s an offsite club, we went with no expectations of play, but rather to make some new friends and have fun.

At one point, I got up to use the bathroom. I came out of the stall to wash my hands, and as I did so, a girl came into the bathroom, slapped me on the ass and said, “You have a great ass. Wish mine were that big. I want to see you shake that big ass on the dance floor.”

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, so I just smiled and said, “Thank you.”

Then I went out and shook my ass on the dance floor.

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Our Perfect Unicorn

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If you’re lucky enough to eavesdrop on a conversation among swingers, you’re likely to hear the subject of unicorns discussed sooner or later. A threesome encounter (or two or 300) is typically high on a swinger’s bucket list. But finding an unattached female, or an attached one with an open-minded boyfriend/husband, is often difficult.

Today Rick and I spent some time reflecting on the two amazing unicorns we’ve enjoyed over the last couple of years. I’ve written about both of them – Angelina and Maddy. Our reflection soon turned into a discussion about “What makes a perfect unicorn?”

We decided that our perfect swinging and/or poly unicorn would have to have the following characteristics:

  1. She needs to be truly bi (or an overriding willingness to learn, as Rick says). Not a pillow princess who isn’t willing to reciprocate orally.
  1. She needs to be attracted to both of us. The attraction doesn’t have to be perfectly equal, but as I wrote in my last post, threesomes don’t work if all parties aren’t willing to touch and please each other (unless the ladies agree that there won’t be any interaction between the two of them, or unless the man is willing to just observe). Both Angelina and Maddy are really, really good at giving us balanced attention and never making one of us feel left out of the fun. Sadly, we haven’t seen Angelina in a while, but Maddy and I keep in touch regularly. And you know you have an amazing unicorn when she sends you a message that reads, “The excitement and energy I feel between the three of us is unique and something new for me. I love it.”
  1. She needs to respect our relationship. Unicorns are a fun addendum to a couple’s sex life. She isn’t there to replace anyone.
  1. A GREAT unicorn will realize that her friendship with the wife is key to receiving a return invite to the couple’s bedroom. Women rule the swing lifestyle, so keeping honest, sincere and friendly communication and respect with the wife will go a long way.
  1. She needs to have her own life outside of ours. We want our unicorn to have her own boyfriends (if she wanted them), her own regular friends, her own hobbies, her own pursuits. Of course if we were dating a woman, we would pursue some shared interests with her, but we would not want her to give up the things she enjoyed before meeting us. Again, swinging and poly are supposed to be mutually-agreed addenda to a relationship, not something to be taken away from an existing one.

Most of us in the swing lifestyle think that if you find a unicorn, you should catch it and donate it to a museum so it can be studied and hopefully replicated. That is a joke, but you get the idea. Unicorns are a rare treat to be enjoyed. Handle with care.

Couples, what is your definition of a “perfect unicorn”?

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Fantasy

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“You’re sure you want to do this?” he asked.

“Yeah, I’m getting turned on just thinking about it,” she answered, gripping his hand as they approached the door.

Derek and Sophie entered the swing club. She stood off to the side as he checked them in. The man behind the counter took his time giving Sophie the once-over as she removed her full-length coat to hang in the community closet. Her long, golden-brown hair fell softly over her shoulders, providing accent to her ample breasts and cleavage peeking above the snug blue dress she wore. Derek smiled ever so slightly as he realized the old fart behind the counter was mentally fucking his wife.

After they got their wristbands they proceeded to their VIP table. “So are any of them here yet,” Sophie asked.

“I’m not telling you a thing. That’s what you wanted,” he replied as he popped the cork on a bottle of champagne. While most people drank champagne only on special occasions, Derek and Sophie drank champagne when they played at swing clubs. Sophie couldn’t drink champagne very fast, and when she did drink it, the buzz came on very slowly, which she liked. Derek could drink paint thinner if he wanted, but for the sake of simplicity, he indulged her champagne habit as long as the bottles weren’t too pricey.

“Did you bring the restraints?” Sophie asked as she slowly rolled her first sip around her mouth before swallowing the bubbly.

“Yes, it’s here in the bag. Let’s dance,” he answered.

They danced throughout the night, sometimes together, sometimes with another woman, sometimes with several other women. Sophie couldn’t help but look around the club, wondering which man or men were going to have their way with her tonight. She wondered if the women she danced with were aware that Derek may or may not have asked their husbands to fuck his wife. This turned Sophie on even more.

At some point, Derek grabbed Sophie’s hand and simply said, “It’s time.”

Sophie’s heart nearly stopped as her anticipation and excitement mounted.

Derek led her to a private room he’d reserved in advance. The room contained a queen-sized bed with a wrought-iron headboard, a full-length mirror, and a couple of chairs. Derek shut the door behind them as he set his bag down on one of the chairs. Calmly and firmly he said, “I want you to take off your dress and panties. Leave the shoes on for now.”

Sophie stood in front of the mirror and slowly unzipped her dress, letting it fall to the floor. She shimmied out of her thong panties and kicked them aside. She admired herself in the mirror while looking at Derek out of the corner of her eye.

He walked over to her and began slowly kissing her, his tongue lapping up the last bit of champagne on Sophie’s lips as his fingers brushed lightly over her hardened nipples. He knew that would get her motor running even faster.

“I know you, Sophia, and I know your body and what turns you on,” he whispered. She dropped her head back as his lips and tongue explored her neck. He could hear her breathing harder. He grabbed her ass with one hand as his other hand softly caressed her pussy lips. She was soaking wet. He knew she was ready.

“Get on the bed and spread your legs,” he ordered.

Sophie did as she was told, never taking her eyes off her husband. He opened the bag and pulled out two black cords. He softly stroked her leg before wrapping the cord around her ankle and tying it the bottom of the bed frame. Then he walked around to the other side of the bed and repeated the action.

He returned to the bag and took out two more cords and a blindfold. He tied each of her wrists to the corners of the headboard then leaned down to slowly kiss her once again. Tiny beads of sweat glistened on her breasts in the dim light.

“I love you,” she breathed as he put the blindfold over her eyes. The room went black. She was at his mercy.

“I love you too. Enjoy,” he replied.

She lay there for what seemed like forever, hearing nothing but the dance music blaring on the sound system. She was feeling a little deprived of touch and began to feel somewhat vulnerable when she heard a knock on the door.

“Come in,” she heard Derek say.

She heard the door open and shut again.

A few seconds went by.

“Hello?” she asked.

Nothing.

Then she felt a hand on her thigh. Fuck, this is was really going to happen, she thought. The hand began stroking, softly. The hand felt rougher than Derek’s; slightly calloused. Her mind raced through the possibilities. Was it the hot black guy she saw at the bar? Or was it the guy behind the counter when they checked in? Was it a friend of theirs? She had no idea, because this guy, whoever it was, wasn’t talking.

She felt a hand on her breast. She began to relax and enjoy the stroking. Then she felt his lips on hers, and opened hers to respond to his kiss. He began squeezing her tits then ran his hand down to her pussy and began stroking her clit. She moaned and tugged slightly at her restraints. He kissed her neck, her left breast, left nipple then moved over to her right breast and nipple, playing with her nipples between kisses as he continued stroking her clit. Sophie’s hips began moving up and down as her arousal heightened.

“Omigod, this is amazing!” she moaned.

Then she felt him adjust his position on the bed and the next thing she knew, she felt her clit being sucked on. She rode a wave of pleasure as he brought her to her first orgasm. Not wanting  her to come down, he gently inserted a finger into her pussy and continued to suck, quickly bringing her to a second climax as her juices gushed all over his face.

Next she heard what sounded like someone opening a condom wrapper. But his fingers were still in her pussy so she was confused. The fingers came out and she felt weight above her. Then she felt him penetrate her with what seemed like a huge cock. She gasped as he opened her up and began thrusting. Sophie’s mind raced as she realized she was being fucked by a man she couldn’t see. It could have been anyone. The anonymity of it turned her on all the more, and before she knew it, she felt another wave of pleasure as she came again on his cock. He laid still on top of her as she climaxed then he began thrusting again, slowly at first then furiously as he took himself over the edge and exploded.

He took a moment to catch his breath, kissed her slowly one last time and withdrew. After a couple of minutes she heard the door open and shut.

“Derek?” she called out.

“Stay quiet,” Derek ordered. “We’re not through here.”

There was another knock on the door.

“Come in,” Derek ordered.

The door opened and shut. Sophie heard nothing until she felt someone sit down on the bed and stroke her cheek. The hands also ran over her breasts and one reached around and grabbed her ass. Then the hand went back up to her cheek before she felt another kiss. She parted her lips and returned the kiss. This kiss felt more forceful, insistent. Sophie’s mind raced with the possibilities. The hand caressed her chin and opened her mouth. She tasted a huge cock covered with precum.

She was being facefucked.

She quickly covered her teeth with her lips and relaxed her gag reflex. She loved the feeling of helplessness that overcame her. He played with her hair as he kneeled above her, forcing his cock in and out of her mouth. She applied light suction, which he apparently liked because she could feel his cock grow even harder. After a few minutes he exploded in her mouth. She tightened her throat to keep from choking as her mouth filled with hot, creamy spunk. He withdrew his cock as she strained to swallow the load. She felt him kiss her on the cheek as he got off the bed and left the room.

Derek walked over and dabbed the corners of her mouth with a cloth.

“Having fun, little slut?” he asked.

Sophie was on sensory overload by this time so all she could do was nod ‘yes’.

She heard another knock on the door.

“Come in,” Derek said.

The door opened and shut again. This person started kissing Sophie, but not on the mouth. Rather the kisses were directly on her pussy lips and clit. Wasting no time, she thought. His oral skills were excellent as he brought her to orgasm almost immediately. She squirmed on the bed and moaned.

“GOD! Please don’t stop!” she squealed.

The tongue continued. It felt so good that, for a moment, Sophie thought it may have been another woman going down on her. But then she felt a slight beard nuzzling her pussy and realized it was a man. Next she heard the pop of a cap, like maybe a toothpaste cap. She heard a squirting and felt her legs being raised high and up near her head. A finger slick with lube slid into her ass as another massaged her clit. He’s going to do me in the ass, she thought. Sophie loved anal sex.

The finger continued to massage her hardened clit as she felt the tip of a cock nudging its way inside her tight hole. She exhaled and made a conscious effort to relax as the cock slowly filled her. He began thrusting as the finger stopped massaging and stayed in place, on her clit, applying gentle pressure. Sophie wondered how this person knew how she liked her clit touched with a cock in her ass. Her pussy dripped juices down around his cock, providing even more lube. Her nipples ached to be played with, but she concentrated on the feeling of fullness combined with the pleasure emanating from her clit.

As her hips gyrated against the man’s finger, the sensations drove her over the edge to another orgasm, this time she squirted all over whoever was fucking her in the ass. Her body convulsed with pleasure as he buckled and grabbed her hips, cumming in her ass. He groaned as he dumped his load inside her. After a couple more thrusts, he caught his breath as he pulled out and got off the bed.

Sophie lay there, basking in the knowledge that she’d just been fucked by three men she couldn’t see.

“Derek?  You there?” she asked weakly.

There was no answer as she felt another pair of lips kiss her neck. Oh my god, another man, she thought. I’m not sure if I can handle it. But the kisses continued, down to her breasts, her nipples, eventually her pussy. Is it Derek? She wasn’t sure. Regardless, the lips found her swollen clit. A finger slipped inside her pussy and found her g-spot. The combination sent her into orbit once again. With little effort she climaxed again, her pussy muscles contracting as she squirted into her lover’s mouth.

He straddled her then lowered himself inside her. Her pussy, thoroughly wet and used, opened to him. She was fucked to another orgasm before he claimed her pussy by coming deep inside her. He covered her face with kisses before moving down to her nipples, taking each one into his mouth and rolling it around on his tongue.

He got off the bed and she heard a door open and shut. She lay there for a few minutes, catching her breath. She felt Derek taking off the blindfold. Her eyes strained as they adjusted to the dim light. He stood there, fully clothed, smiling.

“So was it as good as you imagined?” he asked.

“Better,” was all she could muster saying. “You fucked me too, right?”

“That’s for me to know. I love you, baby,” was all he would say.

Stunned, all she could say in response was a weak “Love you too.”

As they returned to the dance floor, Sophie could feel cum oozing out of her as she silently wondered which men had been in the room, using her for their pleasure. She felt like every eye was on her.

Derek poured two more glasses of champagne and drank a toast to one hell of an evening. She felt like a queen on her throne.

 

Photo credit: An Erotic Gentleman

“Fantasy” first appeared on http://www.indiscretionsblog.com. Copyright 2015

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Packing Up

Well, it’s official – we are moving to the Houston area. Actually Rick has been working there for nearly a year now, and it’s making more sense that I join him there permanently rather than have him drive home every weekend. I have been very resistant to moving again; during my previous marriage I moved many times to accommodate the ex’s career. When I arrived here about eight years ago I told myself I’d never again move for a man. Famous last words, right?

Nonetheless, after weighing the options, we decided to go for it. It’s kind of exciting to look for a house without needing to consider which school district. I’ve been searching out like-minded swingers and poly couples around my future hometown, trying to make some connections. So far I’ve chatted online with a few lovely married ladies looking for a gf to share some alone time with. The idea of having a gf just for me is very intriguing; but I have to admit it’s a little scary when I think about the potential drama that could ensue. But it’s exciting just the same.

You tease me so well!

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I am actually looking forward to getting back into the swing lifestyle. We’ve taken a self-imposed break due to the fact that when Rick is home, we have to prioritize our time carefully and over the months the swinging has taken a back seat to other activities. But with kids out of the house and the opportunities to make new friends, I’m excited about what the future holds. And for those who think casual sex is bad for your health, a recent study conducted by researchers from NYU and Cornell dispels the popular notion that casual hookups — defined as sexual activity outside the context of a romantic relationship — will leave you with low self-esteem and depression. The research, published in the journal Social Psychology and Personality Science, involved a group of NYU students who kept a weekly diary over the course of 12 weeks documenting any and all adult snuggles — and the effect those instances had on their overall well-being.

Sociosexually unrestricted students reported higher well-being after having casual sex compared to not having sex, the researchers found. Also, those who were sociosexually unrestricted reported lower stress and greater overall emotional health after casual sex. (This is … maybe not super surprising.)

Although past reports have shown that women are less likely than men to orgasm during casual sex, this particular study showed few overall differences between genders.

The study’s authors explained that “the effects of casual sex depend on the extent to which this behavior is congruent with one’s general personality tendencies.” So, in other words: if you want to have casual sex, you definitely should. If you do not want to have casual sex, you shouldn’t.

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The Week in Sex

I’ve been working on a new burlesque routine while fighting off illness and spending my evenings moving stuff in preparation for house painters arriving this weekend. Thank goodness we have enough sexual deviants in the world to keep the news interesting enough for me to share with you (hey – I’m right in there with the deviants, so no judgments! LOL). So without further adieu, here’s is a week’s worth of sexy news.

 

1. Here’s another reason why communication is key when swinging – and why alcohol isn’t always the best icebreaker…especially when cops are involved…

 

2. What up, player? Need a fundraiser for your fourth-grader’s field trip? Maybe you could offer up a “Ride a Sybian For Charity”? These guys did (although not for a grade-school project).

 

3. No week is complete without yet another illustrated guide to eating pussy. Swingers can never get enough instruction on it, because, well, every woman is different. Plus if you’re good at it, word gets out. Swingers talk, you know…

 

4. And finally, we all know that ATM withdrawal fees can be higher at some machines than others. Let’s hope for this couple’s sake, the fee wasn’t so high they couldn’t make bail after getting arrested…

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Happy Monday, readers!

 

 

 

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Recreational Sex and Aura

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I am part of a secret swingers’ Facebook group. We post all kinds of material related to sex, swinging, health, and any other topic that crosses our minds.  A few days ago, I came across this post from a group (or page) called “The Mind Unleashed”. It reads as follows:

“Pay attention to whom you share your intimate energy with. Intimacy at this level intertwines your aural energy with the aural energy of the other person. These powerful connections, regardless of how insignificant you think they are, leave spiritual debris, particularly within people who do not practice any type of cleansing, physical, emotional or otherwise. The more you interact intimately with someone, the deeper the connection and the more of their aura is intertwined with yours. Imagine the confused aura of someone who sleeps with multiple people and carries around these multiple energies? What they may not realize is that others can feel that energy which can repel positive energy and attract negative energy into your life.I always say, never sleep with someone you wouldn’t want to be. -Lisa Chase Patterson

We don’t mean practice celibacy or wait until you find “the one” or anything like that. Just be mindful of who you share your valuable energies with.”

For the vast majority of swingers, the notion that sleeping with multiple people carries any kind of negative energy is, well, cray-cray. I mean, true swingers view recreational sex as just that; recreational. It’s just for fun. No drama. No emotion (other than healthy and reciprocal lust). No strings attached.
Or is it?
Some of my personal experiences with swinging have been full of negative emotion. I have “taken one for the team” a couple of times, because I thought Rick wanted to have sex with the man’s wife. When in reality, Rick was taking one for the team because he thought I wanted to bang the husband. It was only afterward we realized that we weren’t communicating well enough to discern if said couple was worth playing with. Fortunately this was early in our swinging days, and we’ve learned from experience.
Afterward, I learned that if you dwell too much on the negative energy from those experiences, they will affect your confidence, your self-esteem, and cause you to question your own judgment. All of which offers up plenty of bad aura.
But on the other hand, with the proper pre-screening (meaning having a bit of conversation without a lot of alcohol involved), recreational sex can add a new dimension to a marriage or monogamous relationship by allowing partners to safely explore fantasies and a deeper communication about their desires. Those sound pretty positive to me.
What do you think?

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Pussy-Sucking Skills – How Are Yours?

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For women who swing, a man who knows how to eat pussy well is a gem to behold. I’ve read lot of couples’ profiles that tout the pussy-eating prowess of the man, only to discover that the guy’s idea of cunnilingus is licking a few times, followed by a couple of quick kisses and that’s it.

But if you really want to please a woman, gentleman, you’ll need to take your time and go slow. If you want her to brag to all her other swinger friends (and you know you do), then read this excerpt from “Slow Sex: The Art and Craft of the Female Orgasm,” by Nicole Daedone, the founder of Orgasmic Meditation (OM). She wrote a full chapter of pussy-sucking. Remember, guys, we females want sex that feels connected, even if it’s really not. Just because female swingers participate in recreational sex with complete strangers, we want it to feel amazing. So here are a few tips to ponder. While you read, I’m going to imagine some slow sex with Hugh Jackman as I watch “Real Steel” on TV. When not playing Wolverine, he grows the most perfect facial hair of any man I’ve seen. Oh, what that would feel like on my pussy…but I digress.

Remember…GO SLOW. Slower than you could ever imagine. Slow so you can feel her, smell her, taste her every cell. 

Help your woman take her clothes off. Go slowly. Linger. Show care with every button, every hook, every zipper. Lay her down on the bed and begin with her feet.

Press your thumbs into her arches until you feel her let go and relax. Ask her to communicate sensations to you. Ask her to tell you what it feels like in her body. Keep drawing out her sensation until you feel that she is truly ready to begin.

Treat her whole body as a sex organ and put as much attention on her neck, her chest, her nipples, her stomach. Don’t just go straight for her pussy. Spend some time teasing and coaxing her body to open and surrender to your touch and confidence.

Firmly and gently place a hand on each knee and press her legs open. Feel the heat increase between you. If she moves, tell her to be still.

With one soft finger, gently skim along her inner labia. Add lubrication if that would feel good. Feel how soft her labia are, like tissue paper. Feel how, when you stroke very lightly, you can almost feel the ridges of your own fingerprints.

Bring your finger to rest just below her clit but without touching it. Ask her to tell you a secret. Tell her you won’t budge your finger until she tells you something confidential. As she starts talking slowly move your finger closer to her clit getting as close as you can without actually reaching it.

Draw out her desire with soft kisses, firm intention, and gentle pressure on her inner thighs. Ask her to tell you how her pussy feels. Tell her a sensation in exchange, be specific.

Lick the outer rim of her labia on both sides. Lick just enough to feel the blood pumping in your lips. Then slowly, starting at her introitus (the opening of her vagina), draw your tongue up the centerline of her pussy.

After a few gentle strokes take the whole of her clit into your mouth. Draw it in. Move your tongue along the bottom ridge of her clit, where the inner labia begin to separate. Up and down in the ridge, as gently as you can. Pause and feel how her clit extends itself father into your mouth.

Now take the whole of your mouth and engulf her clit. Move the soft inside of your lips around her hood while keeping the center of your lips wrapped around her clit. Make your mouth big and soft. Try pulling back and exhaling heat onto her clit before diving in and sucking some more.

Curve your tongue and insert it into the pocket that forms under her hood, just above her clit. There is a spot somewhere along the top ridge of the clit where you can feel a slight electrical current, like when you rub your tongue over a copper wire. Keep moving your tongue over that spot.

Fuck her there, digging deeply as if you were burrowing inside her. The more attention you give the more the spot expands until its pulsing under your tongue. Once it’s pulsing you know she’s open. Wrap your mouth around the whole of her hood as you move your tongue around this spot, just above the clit.

While you are sucking her, take two fingers and slide them inside of her reaching up to the spot that would be the back of her clit. Rest your fingers there. Don’t move, just press very gently. Notice how the pressure pushes her clit from behind, how it pops forward into your mouth. Suck it as if you were sucking all the juices out of it. Feel the flow all the way down to your cock.

Begin to move your tongue in a slow rhythm that she can catch on to. If it starts to feel tight or tense, pull back and breath. Exhale. Ask her if she desires a climax, if she wants you to suck her until she comes. If she says yes, tell her you will be drawing her over rather than pressing her over. Gently ask her to communicate if she would like you to move faster or apply more pressure.

Continue to push her clit slightly from behind, while sucking and moving your tongue over her. You do not need to add speed or pressure unless she asks for it. Keep sucking, but pull your tongue back on top of her clit so she can lock into you. You can create a beautiful arc where you hold her in total stillness as she comes.

Once you’ve gotten her to a place of intense sensation, don’t move. Hold there as long as possible so she can absorb all the pleasure that’s available.

If, or as she goes over stay present and connected, do not try to make anything happen.

Simply magnetize her orgasm towards you. As you release the sucking, feel her body go into familiar contractions. The longer you stay in the stillness the more powerful the contractions will be.

As the contractions slow, move back slowly so that you can apply pressure anywhere on her body. Heavy pressure feels very good and grounding after she’s climax. Put pressure on her thighs, her legs, her chest. When you feel her relax, stretch out and lie on top of her until you can feel every part of her body exhale.

Men, if you can pull this off, even in a swinger’s club, you and your woman will have more women chasing you both than you can count. Go on now, it’s time to practice, practice, PRACTICE!

And ladies, here’s something for you:sexy hugh jackman

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244 Sexy Things You Must Do BEFORE YOU DIE!

sexy things to do before you dieTonight I decided to take a break from bedazzling a bra for my upcoming burlesque performance to check some email (and pull the dried glue from my fingertips). As I scanned my inbox, I found an old email with a link to a website article titled: Sex Bucket List: 244 Things You Must Do Before You Die.

Any girl who’s read one issue of Cosmo (and it’s hard to find a girl under the age of 12 who hasn’t) knows that any article with a number in the title will teach her at least one thing she doesn’t already know. LOL – not really, there’s just something about those numbers that grabs our attention.

So even though I’ve already written a piece about my own sexual bucket list, I took the bait and clicked…and learned a couple of things. First, I’ve engaged in a fair amount of these already. (Which means I’m either very experienced sexually or that I’m old. Or both.) The second thing I learned is that there is a lot of sexual shit a person can do over a lifetime.  Some of these things I would have never thought of in a million years.

How many of these things have you done? What would you like to do? What is something you would NEVER do? I’ll go first and put an X next to those items I’ve already checked off my list.

  1. Wake your partner up with a handjob/fingering     ×
  2. Kiss a girl   ×
  3. Sex with a celebrity
  4. Sex without kissing   ×
  5. Loud, vocal, screaming sex   ×
  6. Masturbate   ×
  7. Finger yourself   ×
  8. Use a vibrator   ×
  9. Use a dildo   ×
  10. Insert a butt plug/anal beads while masturbating
  11. Use Ben Wa balls   ×
  12. Masturbate to porn   ×
  13. Masturbate in candlelight   ×
  14. Take someones viriginity   ×
  15. Have a one night stand  ×
  16. Get a fuck buddy – You’ll probably need to be single for this!   ×
  17. Sex with someone old enough to be your dad/mom
  18. Sex with someone young enough to be your son/daughter – Remember to keep it legal!
  19. Sex with someone of a different race   ×
  20. Sex with someone who speaks a different language to you
  21. Sex with someone smaller than you
  22. Sex with someone taller than you
  23. Resistance sex – You act like you don’t want it while your man gropes, touches and molests you (don’t forget to use a safe word)
  24. Sex with an escort
  25. Sex with an Olympic athlete
  26. Sex beside/under a large waterfall
  27. Sex with a complete stranger
  28. Listen to music on your stereo while having sex   ×
  29. Go see a male strip show
  30. Have break up sex    ×
  31. Finger yourself or masturbate in front of someone without them knowing what you are doing – Try to keep it legal!
  32. Go skinny dipping   ×
  33. Try every sex position
  34. Try anal sex   ×
  35. Send/receive dirty text messages aka sex messages   ×
  36. Make a homemade porno – Trust is crucial if you make your own porno. You obviously don’t want it getting online!
  37. Send/receive dirty pictures of each other – Again trust is crucial if you do this. You probably don’t want the whole world seeing naked pictures of you.   ×
  38. Talk dirty to each other   ×
  39. Have phone sex   ×
  40. Have Skype sex / cyber sex   ×
  41. Have snail mail sex – You can do this even if you live together, it makes for a very sexy surprise
  42. Sex in the shower   ×
  43. Sex in the ocean   ×
  44. Sex on a beach – Bring a rug! Sand getting where it’s not supposed to be can be very painful.
  45. Sex in a car   ×
  46. Give your man a blowjob while he is driving – Unfortunately it’s hard for him to return the favor and eat you out while you are driving   ×
  47. Give your guy a handjob/finger your girl while they are driving   ×
  48. Sex in an elevator
  49. Sex in the rain
  50. Sex in the desert
  51. Use ice/frozen berries in your mouth while giving oral sex
  52. Sex in a hotel room   ×
  53. Sex in every room in your house
  54. Sex in a forest   ×
  55. Sex in a department store changing room
  56. Sex in public   ×
  57. Sex while wearing lingerie   ×
  58. Sex while in costume   ×
  59. Eat food off each other – Whipped cream and fruit is great for this (but a little sticky). Anything oily or fishy is not, it stinks.   ×
  60. Give your partner oral sex using syrup, cream, honey, lube or some other liquid on their genitals   ×
  61. Masturbate in front of each other   ×
  62. Mutually masturbate each other. He fingers you while you give him a handjob   ×
  63. Sex while blindfolded    ×
  64. Sex with restraints – Arms tied behind back or tied to the bed or tied and bent over a chair/table. Don’t forget to swap roles!   ×
  65. Spank and get spanked by hand    ×
  66. Make out in front of others in a busy place   ×
  67. Play strip poker
  68. Sex on a boat – The smaller the better. Sex on a cruise ship is easy as everyone has a cabin. Sex on a dinghy on the other hand…   ×
  69. Use a vibrator during sex   ×
  70. Use a dildo during sex   ×
  71. Use a butt plug during sex
  72. Toe sucking – You might want to wash them first!
  73. Use anal beads during sex
  74. Put a cock ring on your man during sex –  Vibrating cock ring optional   ×
  75. Use a chastity device for at least a day before sex – On yourself, your partner or both of you
  76. Use nipple clamps during sex – On you or on your partner or on both of you   ×
  77. Experiment with breath play during sex – Remember to be super safe if you plan on doing this.
  78. Use ear plugs during sex – Use them to block your/his nose too for extra sensory deprivation
  79. Sex in the workplace
  80. Mile high club – Sex on a plane
  81. Blowjob/Cunnilingus   ×
  82. Suck, kiss & lick your guy’s balls/Suck, kiss & lick your girl’s labia   ×
  83. Give a guy deep throat/Penetrate your girl deeply with your tongue   ×
  84. Handjob/Fingering    ×
  85. Ass fingering
  86. Prostate massage – Unfortunately there is no equivalent for girls
  87. Give each other a regular massage and then finish it off with a happy ending    ×
  88. Have sex while others watch   ×
  89. Devil’s threesome – 1 girl and 2 guys   ×
  90. FFM threesome – 2 girls and 1 guy   ×
  91. Have a moresome – Sex with more than 3 people   ×
  92. Go to a swingers party   ×
  93. Sex while drunk   ×
  94. Sex on a mild altering substance – Try to keep it legal!
  95. Go on a date with a skirt, but wearing no panties/briefs   ×
  96. Go on a date without a bra – Unfortunately there is no equivalent for guys   ×
  97. Go on a date with neither a bra or panties – Again there is no equivalent for guys   ×
  98. Go on a date wearing only 1 item of clothing besides your shoes – Would be interested if any guys have actually done this   ×
  99. Footjob
  100. Hair pulling during sex
  101. Use a whip, paddle, riding crop, flogger or belt to spank/flog your partner – Don’t forget to be on the receiving end too!
  102. Get/Leave marks the next day after getting whipped
  103. Rim job – also called analingus
  104. Strap on – Also called pegging
  105. Wear heels/boots and nothing else in bed – Guys can wear cowboy boots   ×
  106. Striptease   ×
  107. Sex on the balcony of a very tall building
  108. Sex while watching porn   ×
  109. Sex while using a Swiss ball/yoga ball – The Swiss Miss sex position is a great start
  110. Go to a strip club and get a lap dance – Optionally take your partner   ×
  111. Read erotica together and then act out your favorite sex scenes – Remember, you’re not reading it for the proseit’s to get ideas for your sex life!
  112. Pearl necklace – When a guy ejaculates onto your neck   ×
  113. Get a facial   ×
  114. Snow-capped mountains– When a guy ejaculates onto your ass   ×
  115. Swallow your man’s load   ×
  116. Love biting
  117. Sex in an abandoned building   ×
  118. Sex with the same person in at least 10 States or countries
  119. Sex with someone who speaks a foreign language
  120. Sex with someone else while your partner watches you   ×
  121. Watch your partner having sex with someone else    ×
  122. Have a quickie   ×
  123. Let your partner suck your breasts like a nursing a baby   ×
  124. Sex in silence   ×
  125. Handjob/blowjob/fingering at the movies
  126. Sex in a nightclub/restaurant/bar/pub/public bathroom
  127. Sex at a music festival/concert
  128. Sex on the altar of a church
  129. Silent disco sex – Sex with both of you wearing headphones, listening to your favorite music
  130. Sex with an elected representative – local city council, state senate, even Congress counts!
  131. Rape roleplay
  132. Sex in your parents’ house   ×
  133. Sex in your parents bed
  134. Use fruit/vegetables or other items to penetrate yourself or your partner with
  135. Use a fucking machine
  136. Go to a munch with your partner – A meetup for your local BDSM community
  137. Read and participate in http://reddit.com/r/sex – A great online community to discover, learn and help others improve their sex lives
  138. Read awesome sex blogs like Sexperts LoungeTiny Nibbles and listen to the Savage Love Podcast   × (Or write one!)
  139. Try every position from the Kama Sutra
  140. Learn how to female ejaculate/squirt – Includes your guy learning how to make you ejaculate ×
  141. Tell each other your fantasies – Don’t forget to act them out too!   ×
  142. Try some roleplaying fantasies with your man – This is perfect before transitioning to your own fantasies
  143. Wear a gag during sex
  144. Kissing in the rain
  145. Sex in front of a roaring fire   ×
  146. Roleplay choking during sex. Just make sure that you do it safely.
  147. Play with his balls during sex/Rub her clit during sex (Doggy style is the perfect position for this)   ×
  148. Sensory deprivation during sex – ear plugs, ear plugs in nose, blindfold, mitts, restrained   ×
  149. Wear a collar (not a shirt collar! More like a dog collar)
  150. Use a leash and collar
  151. Sex in complete darkness   ×
  152. Be a maid/butler for a day for your partner, serving their every need
  153. Keep a private blog about your sexcapades with your partner (remember privacy and trust are crucial here)   × (Does a public blog count?)
  154. Sex in front of a mirror   ×
  155. Use handcuffs during sex – On you, on your partner or used to tie you both together
  156. Have rough sex   ×
  157. Sex without touching each other once with your hands
  158. Have a sex weekend – Stay in a really nice hotel, order room service and rarely leave your room for the whole weekend
  159. Sex with a foreigner
  160. Sex in a foreign country   ×
  161. Surprise your partner with strawberries and champagne
  162. Sex on something vibrating – A washing machine or car hood both work well for this. ×
  163. Sex when other people are in the room – They don’t have to know about it though!
  164. Sex on a train
  165. Sex to the rhythm of a metronome – It’s a gadget that sways back and forth and makes a ‘tic’ sound each time. It’s often used by musicians
  166. Sex with at least 2 different people in one day   ×
  167. Sex under the stars   ×
  168. Sex under the sun   ×
  169. Arrive to your man’s house in only heels/boots and a coat. Guys can use cowboy boots here
  170. Be a submissive sex slave to your partner for a night
  171. Climax at the same time
  172. Be a dominant mistress/master of your partner for a night
  173. Sex at a drive-in movie   ×
  174. Have multiple orgasms during sex – Definitely a tough one for guys!   ×
  175. Slowly rub ice over each other (think sensitive areas)
  176. Try queening with your partner
  177. Super-slow, sensual sex   ×
  178. Make up sex   ×
  179. Write erotica that features you and your partner – Don’t forget to get them to read it!   ×
  180. Sex more than 7 times in one day
  181. Go to a sex club   ×
  182. Answer the door naked to your partner
  183. Go to a sex show   ×
  184. Go to a sex convention   ×
  185. Try fisting, either receiving or giving
  186. Use a remote controlled sex toy in public on yourself and each other   ×
  187. Have over 2 hours of foreplay before you have sex
  188. Wake your partner up with a blowjob/cunnlingus   ×
  189. Wake your partner up to full on sex
  190. Sex with someone of the same sex   ×
  191. Tit fucking/camel wank   ×
  192. Use your nails on your partner’s back during sex   ×
  193. Sex at a friend’s house party
  194. Slap your partner across the face during sex – Don’t forget to get slapped too
  195. Bite lips when kissing
  196. Bite your partner’s neck, arms, hands, ear lobes, genitals and the rest of their body – Just remember that some areas are more sensitive than others
  197. Orgasm Control – Control when your partner is allowed to orgasm and vice-versa
  198. Sex in a sex sling    ×
  199. Sex in a tree house – Obviously make sure that there are no kids around!
  200. Sex with a member of the clergy
  201. Sex on furniture designed specifically for sex   ×
  202. Squeeze/Massage/Fondle your partner’s genitals – Make sure to start off gently   ×
  203. Be double penetrated by your man and a sex toy
  204. Be double penetrated by 2 men
  205. Airlock – Double penetrated and giving a blowjob at the same time
  206. Grope your partner in public   ×
  207. Be groped in public   ×
  208. Post naked pictures of you (& your partner) online – Just remember that once you post something online, it’s going to be there forever!   ×
  209. Take pole dancing/stripping classes   ×
  210. Sex against a wall
  211. Sex on the floor   ×
  212. Sex on a couch – The Sofa Spoon position is perfect for this   ×
  213. Give a birthday blowjob/cunnilingus    ×
  214. Kiss your partner for hours without having sex
  215. Kiss, suck, squeeze, pinch and blow on your partner’s nipples   ×
  216. Have an orgasm with the help of your partner without them touching your genitals – This can be very hard for guys to achieve unless they have their prostate massage
  217. Kiss your partner on the backs of their elbows and knees
  218. Kiss your partner all over their back for more than 10 mins – Using just your lips, no hands or massaging
  219. Rub and massage the perineum – This is the patch of skin between the testicles/vagina and the anus   ×
  220. Have sex in a room full of hundreds of candles – Just make sure that nothing can accidentally catch fire
  221. Use a pair of sex dice
  222. Lunchtime sex when working
  223. Play some fun sex games
  224. Pin your partner to the bed and don’t let them get away without getting what you want – Just make sure your partner is consenting!
  225. Wash each other in the shower – Optional Extra: Get into the shower wearing only a light, white t-shirt that will become see through when it’s wet.   ×
  226. Wash your partner in a bath – You’ll find that most bathtubs are too small to both fit in there, so you’ll need to stand out of the bath   ×
  227. Receive oral sex while you are on the phone   ×
  228. Sex in a hot tub/Jacuzzi   ×
  229. Sex right after the gym
  230. Tell your partner what you like most about their body   ×
  231. Minty mouthwash before oral sex     x
  232. Eat some food with aphrodisiac properties – Chocolate, oysters, champagne are a great start      x
  233. Undress each other   ×
  234. Stare into each others eyes for 5 mins without breaking eye contact – Don’t forget to blink though!
  235. Ass pinching – Try squeezing his ass right as he’s cums. Don’t forget to do it randomly during the day too!
  236. Interlock your fingers with your partner’s during sex   ×
  237. Use your mouth to put a condom on your man
  238. Burn incense during sex
  239. Spitroast (OK, can someone tell me what this is???)   x
  240. Spend the whole day naked together
  241. Tell your partner, “Do whatever you want to me.” Just remember to use a safe word!
  242. Challenge your man to see who can go the longest without sex (the sexual tension will both drive you crazy with desire!)
  243. Sex in a tunnel – A cave counts too!
  244. Oh yeah, I almost forgot……Lose your virginity   ×

Okay, readers, your turn now. I’m going to go pour a glass of wine and get back to bedazzling. Can’t wait to see your list. 🙂

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