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Fucking in a Stranger’s Front Yard

girls9This is what we’d hope to see. Sadly, we didn’t.

This past weekend Rick and I decided to take the Harley to a “lifestyle friendly” nudist resort outside of town that hosted a poker run and bike rally. We were curious about how well bikers and nudists played together in the sandbox and assumed that nudists would also be into, well…swinging.

We were wrong. About the swinging, that is.

When we called we learned that all the cabins had been booked a year ago. However, we were directed to a lady who is a permanent resident at the resort and recently began renting out rooms in her mobile home to supplement her income. She was highly regarded by the resort staff, so we got a room. I honestly wasn’t too thrilled about this arrangement when I first heard about it from Rick, but I figured ‘what the hell’; how bad could it be for two nights?

Our hostess, Elaine, greeted us warmly upon our arrival, and quickly gave us a tour and laid down her house rules.

“By the way, are you swingers?” she asked bluntly. “If so, you can’t do that in my house,” she said.

Rick and I just looked at each other and said, “Ok.”

Elaine was chatty and friendly, inviting us to eat dinner with her and serving us ice cream with grilled peaches for dessert. Rick and I had a guest bedroom and bathroom. Elaine had rented out her master suite, which was surprisingly large, to another couple. It was weird to walk around nude in a stranger’s house. Although it was a “clothing optional” resort, Elaine maintained that we needed to be nude or semi-nude as much as possible in and around her house.

Saturday morning we left for the poker run for a 150-mile round trip. It was a beautiful ride as we made five stops at various watering holes, taverns and gas stations to pick up a random playing card inside a sealed envelope. We made it back to the starting point in plenty of time and to get naked and present our envelopes to the organizers to open and reveal our poker hand. It was funny to see Rick stand there nude, his cock just 18 inches away from this old guy’s face. Both our hands were crappy so we didn’t win anything. We were hot and tired and dusty and ready to jump in the pool.

After we climbed out of the pool to chill on the lounge chairs, we discussed how the crowd in the pool, open-minded as they appeared to be, weren’t really into flirting with anyone. All they wanted to do was smoke and drink and smoke some more. You could see how that lifestyle had really taken its toll on these 60 and 70-year-olds. Even if they were into swinging, these were not people I’d be interested in playing with. Don’t get me wrong; we’re not Ken and Barbie. But I do take some pride in trying to keep myself in decent shape so I can enjoy sex. I told Rick I didn’t think any of these people had fucked anyone in years.

We discussed just jumping back on the bike and leaving early. It was only an hour and a half away, so why not cut out and leave early? The main event was over and there wasn’t much left to do but sit around and listen to some bar band that didn’t sound any different than the one we’d heard the night before. We picked up our stuff and made our way back over to Elaine’s place to find her gone, roommates gone and all the doors locked.

Exasperated, we sat down on some chairs in her side yard and waited. The time passed and it got darker. I needed to go to the bathroom, so I walked a short distance to the community restroom. When I returned, I touched Rick’s cock and found it semi-hard. He said he’d been thinking about having some fun of our own. Inspired, I began stroking and thinking. I looked around at Elaine’s yard, taking note of the shrubs, palm trees and furniture. Elaine lived in the back of the resort, off any well-traveled paths. She also had a nicely manicured lawn.

“Let’s put our towels down and do it right here in her grass,” I suggested as I stroked his growing cock. “I mean, it’s not like there’s anything else to do,” I added.

“Really?” he said.

“Sure, why not?”

“Ok.”

We spread the towels out to make enough room for me to lie on them. Rick played with my nipples and fingered my pussy which is a surefire way to get me wet. We started fucking doggy-style, which I thought would be good so we could both keep an eye out for Elaine’s golf cart (or someone else’s). We eventually switched to missionary with my legs over his shoulders, which was amazing. We were going at it and I had a small orgasm right before Rick’s cock exploded inside me. Which was convenient, as Elaine’s cart came whizzing down the trail and right up into her driveway. Luckily she didn’t see us right away which gave us a chance to get my cover-up back on. (Like that mattered; we were at a nudist resort).

We had just fucked on a stranger’s front lawn. While it wasn’t on either of our sexual bucket lists, it was still pretty fucking fabulous.

“I remembered I didn’t tell you where I hide my key,” she said frantically. “I keep it right here,” she said as she showed us her hiding spot. “I came back to get something then I’m going back to hear the band. Are you coming up there?”

“Maybe in a little while,” we replied.

She grabbed whatever she came back for and quickly left. We rushed to pack up our stuff, got dressed and hightailed it out of there before she returned. I felt bad about leaving without telling Elaine goodbye, but I figured she was just weird enough to not be bothered too much by it. Clearly this resort advertised itself as a lifestyle-friendly place, but these people seemed to have not a shred of interest in it. There was even a designated ”playroom” that opened after 10 pm but we didn’t see anyone go inside – not one time.

We made it home at a reasonable time and were grateful to sleep in our own bed. The next morning, though, Rick realized his wallet was missing. So he ended up calling Elaine to ask if it was in the guest room. In our haste to leave due to a mysterious “family emergency”, Rick didn’t notice it had fallen under the bed.

So he had to drive back (in his truck) to retrieve it. Then drive back home.

But, hey, at least we managed to have some sexy fun.

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March Badness – Part 1

3 someWe did some of this…
Photo credit: Threesome Pics

March came in like a lion and went out…like a lion. Some days it was hard to comprehend just how much sexy fun we were having. Our bracket was full!

Kicking things off was a weekend visit from Madeline, who is just the sweetest thing. She flew in for a quick visit and we made the most of it. I stopped by her hotel room after work for some play time. She suckled me for a while before we dozed off. There is something incredibly relaxing about nursing. I guess I had forgotten what it was like when I had my own babies years ago – somehow I don’t remember it being that relaxing. LOL Sweet and bonding, yes, but not relaxing.

After we woke up I got dressed and went home where Rick was waiting. I changed then we went back to the hotel to pick up Maddie, initially to hit another strip club, but after more playtime as a threesome, we decided to just eat dinner across from the hotel then go back for more play. It’s such fun for me to watch the two of them interact. He gets a kick out of her playfulness and she is so willing to try new things. In between nursing sessions, which are only about 15-20 minutes, we would take turns sucking his cock, sitting on his face, eating each others’ wet pussies, making out, riding his cock, you name it. After several hours of fun he and I went back home, and I returned the next morning for more girl-girl playtime before her flight. We had breakfast together, went back to the room for a repeat of the night before, then as she was ‘saying goodbye’ to my breasts, she began massaging them lightly. Just caressing them, one then the other, then back again. Her tiny hands felt like feathers as she would take my breast in both hands and run her fingers around the sides then up to my areolas then back around the sides again. I was so taken by how good it felt that I must have zoned out for a couple of hours . When I came to, we finally said goodbye, and I got dressed and returned home.

Next weekend we decided to organize a little party in honor of my birthday and St. Patrick’s Day, so we invited several couples to join us at our local swinger’s club. One couple and one-half of another couple, a beautiful lady named Tricia. I met Tricia online, along with Pam, who brought her husband, Jeff. I’d met Pam online several months back. We’d since met for lunch and they joined us a couple of months ago for a poly group event, so we thought they’d be a fun addition.

The club was full that night, with lots of sexy Lassies dressed in various green outfits. Ireland would be so proud. After several rounds of dancing and drinks, Tricia and I decided to play together in one of the rooms. She was only interested in playing with me, but I wanted Rick to be part of it too, so we invited him in. I soon learned that threesomes only work if all three parties are interested in playing with each other. That seems so obvious now, but I thought that I could play with Tricia and Rick, even if she had no interest in playing with him. It didn’t quite work out that way, though. If Rick so much as caressed Tricia’s arm, she’d chastise him with ‘no touching’.  I tried to interact with each one individually but it became more of a frustration to Rick, so he got up and left the room so we could continue our play.

After he left, we focused on each other. I have to say, Tricia knows how to eat pussy. She teased me with her tongue ever so nicely that I enjoyed several orgasms. We got into 69 position with me on top and she said afterward my pussy juices dripped on her face. Very hot. She was delicious. We continued licking each other’s pussies until I climbed off and gave her some focused attention by sucking her clit as I worked her G-spot. She came hard and soaked my hand, wrist and face.

Spent, we rested for a minute before dressing and going back to the group. I didn’t realize how long we’d been gone, and I saw Rick going toward a room with Pam and her husband, saying he was going to play with them. I was kind of surprised, as he had not played with another couple without me, but I was fine with it. Tricia and I went back to our table, had another drink and chatted for a while. I really wanted to watch Rick with another woman so I told Tricia I was going to go find him. She went with me and we found Pam’s husband standing guard at one of the playroom doors and I told him I was going in to watch. He stepped aside and I went inside. Pam was lying on her back with Rick inside her, kneeling, and I think she was right in the middle of a climax. She howled pretty loud and long and I could see that Rick was enjoying it. He told her to turn over after she came down and she obliged. She is in pretty good shape and has a nicely shaped ass. Rick began pounding her doggy-style and he motioned for me to come over and kiss him, which I did. Shortly after, he shot his wad inside her. I left to get some air, as the room was hot and steamy. We decided to leave after they dressed and came out. He said he really enjoyed playing with her because she was so enthusiastic about fucking him. (Not that that’s an unusual occurrence).

All in all, it was a fun way to celebrate my birthday. And we were only halfway through the month. We had two more weekends of fun coming up. Which I’ll post next time. Stay tuned!

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Suffering Sappho – The Secret Life of Wonder Woman

poly2After randomly tuning into NPR’s “Fresh Air” one night last fall as I was driving, I heard Terry Gross interviewing the author of a book titled “The Secret History of Wonder Woman”. The teaser before the break was “come back to hear about the person who created the Wonder Woman comic strip, and how he had a much more interesting life than the icon he created.”

Well that piqued my attention, so I stayed tuned.

The guest was the book’s author, Jill Lepore. She and Terry discussed the book, and what made the author’s life so interesting; William Moulton Marston, Wonder Woman’s creator, was polyamorous.

Well ok, then. NOW I’m really interested.

As the interview went on, the two women giggled like schoolgirls as Ms. Lepore discussed how Marston met his wife, Elizabeth when the two were in elementary school in the 1900s. They grew up together, got married, and lived a yuppie life of him teaching at a university and her working at a life insurance company. Things were hunky dory until one day, Marston informed his wife that he’d fallen in love with one of his students (more giggles) and wanted to bring her home to live with them (even MORE giggles),  and Elizabeth’s initial reaction (LOTS MORE giggling here – and I’m not going to spoil this review by revealing what that reaction was).

I was feeling somewhat irritated at all the damn giggling and yet becoming insanely curious about how these three could pull off polyamory at a time when women weren’t allowed to vote or use birth control, among other things. The two giggled throughout the interview until the end, but they had achieved their desired outcome: using my phone, I bought the book before I even made it home.

It would be an understatement to say this book was painstaking researched by Ms. Lepore. At 410 pages, it’s roughly divided into four parts: Part One is the backstory of William and Elizabeth’s childhood and education, and ends when William meets Olive Byrne, one of his students, and falls in love. Part Two is the most interesting; how the three of them negotiate their relationship as a polyamorous triad. Their very unconventional approaches to sex, childbearing and childrearing make this section an excellent read. Later on a fourth female appears, Marjorie Huntley, and lives with the triad off and on as William Marston’s occasional lover. It is assumed, but never directly revealed, that the women engaged in sex with each other.  Readers will also be in awe of the things that Olive Byrne gave up in order to live her life as Marston’s lover.

Part Three covers the evolution of Wonder Woman, from concept to completion, and Part Four is a blow-by-blow listing of references, annotations and attributions. The entire story is set against the backdrop of the Women’s Suffrage movement; a time of great political, social and economic change. Marston himself was influenced by early suffragists and feminists, and argued that Wonder Woman was the missing link in the history of the struggle for women’s rights.

What makes this such an interesting book is the irony in their stories. Marston and Byrne wrote a regular column for Family Circle magazine in the 1930s, celebrating conventional family life as they themselves pursued lives of extraordinary nonconformity. Marston was also an internationally recognized expert on truth – he invented the lie-detector test. But he himself lived a life of secrets, only to subliminally and subtly spill them later on the pages of Wonder Woman.

If you were a Wonder Woman fan, like history and are intrigued by how early polyamorous lovers survived against the stigma of ethical non-monogamy, this book is for you.

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Fantasy

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“You’re sure you want to do this?” he asked.

“Yeah, I’m getting turned on just thinking about it,” she answered, gripping his hand as they approached the door.

Derek and Sophie entered the swing club. She stood off to the side as he checked them in. The man behind the counter took his time giving Sophie the once-over as she removed her full-length coat to hang in the community closet. Her long, golden-brown hair fell softly over her shoulders, providing accent to her ample breasts and cleavage peeking above the snug blue dress she wore. Derek smiled ever so slightly as he realized the old fart behind the counter was mentally fucking his wife.

After they got their wristbands they proceeded to their VIP table. “So are any of them here yet,” Sophie asked.

“I’m not telling you a thing. That’s what you wanted,” he replied as he popped the cork on a bottle of champagne. While most people drank champagne only on special occasions, Derek and Sophie drank champagne when they played at swing clubs. Sophie couldn’t drink champagne very fast, and when she did drink it, the buzz came on very slowly, which she liked. Derek could drink paint thinner if he wanted, but for the sake of simplicity, he indulged her champagne habit as long as the bottles weren’t too pricey.

“Did you bring the restraints?” Sophie asked as she slowly rolled her first sip around her mouth before swallowing the bubbly.

“Yes, it’s here in the bag. Let’s dance,” he answered.

They danced throughout the night, sometimes together, sometimes with another woman, sometimes with several other women. Sophie couldn’t help but look around the club, wondering which man or men were going to have their way with her tonight. She wondered if the women she danced with were aware that Derek may or may not have asked their husbands to fuck his wife. This turned Sophie on even more.

At some point, Derek grabbed Sophie’s hand and simply said, “It’s time.”

Sophie’s heart nearly stopped as her anticipation and excitement mounted.

Derek led her to a private room he’d reserved in advance. The room contained a queen-sized bed with a wrought-iron headboard, a full-length mirror, and a couple of chairs. Derek shut the door behind them as he set his bag down on one of the chairs. Calmly and firmly he said, “I want you to take off your dress and panties. Leave the shoes on for now.”

Sophie stood in front of the mirror and slowly unzipped her dress, letting it fall to the floor. She shimmied out of her thong panties and kicked them aside. She admired herself in the mirror while looking at Derek out of the corner of her eye.

He walked over to her and began slowly kissing her, his tongue lapping up the last bit of champagne on Sophie’s lips as his fingers brushed lightly over her hardened nipples. He knew that would get her motor running even faster.

“I know you, Sophia, and I know your body and what turns you on,” he whispered. She dropped her head back as his lips and tongue explored her neck. He could hear her breathing harder. He grabbed her ass with one hand as his other hand softly caressed her pussy lips. She was soaking wet. He knew she was ready.

“Get on the bed and spread your legs,” he ordered.

Sophie did as she was told, never taking her eyes off her husband. He opened the bag and pulled out two black cords. He softly stroked her leg before wrapping the cord around her ankle and tying it the bottom of the bed frame. Then he walked around to the other side of the bed and repeated the action.

He returned to the bag and took out two more cords and a blindfold. He tied each of her wrists to the corners of the headboard then leaned down to slowly kiss her once again. Tiny beads of sweat glistened on her breasts in the dim light.

“I love you,” she breathed as he put the blindfold over her eyes. The room went black. She was at his mercy.

“I love you too. Enjoy,” he replied.

She lay there for what seemed like forever, hearing nothing but the dance music blaring on the sound system. She was feeling a little deprived of touch and began to feel somewhat vulnerable when she heard a knock on the door.

“Come in,” she heard Derek say.

She heard the door open and shut again.

A few seconds went by.

“Hello?” she asked.

Nothing.

Then she felt a hand on her thigh. Fuck, this is was really going to happen, she thought. The hand began stroking, softly. The hand felt rougher than Derek’s; slightly calloused. Her mind raced through the possibilities. Was it the hot black guy she saw at the bar? Or was it the guy behind the counter when they checked in? Was it a friend of theirs? She had no idea, because this guy, whoever it was, wasn’t talking.

She felt a hand on her breast. She began to relax and enjoy the stroking. Then she felt his lips on hers, and opened hers to respond to his kiss. He began squeezing her tits then ran his hand down to her pussy and began stroking her clit. She moaned and tugged slightly at her restraints. He kissed her neck, her left breast, left nipple then moved over to her right breast and nipple, playing with her nipples between kisses as he continued stroking her clit. Sophie’s hips began moving up and down as her arousal heightened.

“Omigod, this is amazing!” she moaned.

Then she felt him adjust his position on the bed and the next thing she knew, she felt her clit being sucked on. She rode a wave of pleasure as he brought her to her first orgasm. Not wanting  her to come down, he gently inserted a finger into her pussy and continued to suck, quickly bringing her to a second climax as her juices gushed all over his face.

Next she heard what sounded like someone opening a condom wrapper. But his fingers were still in her pussy so she was confused. The fingers came out and she felt weight above her. Then she felt him penetrate her with what seemed like a huge cock. She gasped as he opened her up and began thrusting. Sophie’s mind raced as she realized she was being fucked by a man she couldn’t see. It could have been anyone. The anonymity of it turned her on all the more, and before she knew it, she felt another wave of pleasure as she came again on his cock. He laid still on top of her as she climaxed then he began thrusting again, slowly at first then furiously as he took himself over the edge and exploded.

He took a moment to catch his breath, kissed her slowly one last time and withdrew. After a couple of minutes she heard the door open and shut.

“Derek?” she called out.

“Stay quiet,” Derek ordered. “We’re not through here.”

There was another knock on the door.

“Come in,” Derek ordered.

The door opened and shut. Sophie heard nothing until she felt someone sit down on the bed and stroke her cheek. The hands also ran over her breasts and one reached around and grabbed her ass. Then the hand went back up to her cheek before she felt another kiss. She parted her lips and returned the kiss. This kiss felt more forceful, insistent. Sophie’s mind raced with the possibilities. The hand caressed her chin and opened her mouth. She tasted a huge cock covered with precum.

She was being facefucked.

She quickly covered her teeth with her lips and relaxed her gag reflex. She loved the feeling of helplessness that overcame her. He played with her hair as he kneeled above her, forcing his cock in and out of her mouth. She applied light suction, which he apparently liked because she could feel his cock grow even harder. After a few minutes he exploded in her mouth. She tightened her throat to keep from choking as her mouth filled with hot, creamy spunk. He withdrew his cock as she strained to swallow the load. She felt him kiss her on the cheek as he got off the bed and left the room.

Derek walked over and dabbed the corners of her mouth with a cloth.

“Having fun, little slut?” he asked.

Sophie was on sensory overload by this time so all she could do was nod ‘yes’.

She heard another knock on the door.

“Come in,” Derek said.

The door opened and shut again. This person started kissing Sophie, but not on the mouth. Rather the kisses were directly on her pussy lips and clit. Wasting no time, she thought. His oral skills were excellent as he brought her to orgasm almost immediately. She squirmed on the bed and moaned.

“GOD! Please don’t stop!” she squealed.

The tongue continued. It felt so good that, for a moment, Sophie thought it may have been another woman going down on her. But then she felt a slight beard nuzzling her pussy and realized it was a man. Next she heard the pop of a cap, like maybe a toothpaste cap. She heard a squirting and felt her legs being raised high and up near her head. A finger slick with lube slid into her ass as another massaged her clit. He’s going to do me in the ass, she thought. Sophie loved anal sex.

The finger continued to massage her hardened clit as she felt the tip of a cock nudging its way inside her tight hole. She exhaled and made a conscious effort to relax as the cock slowly filled her. He began thrusting as the finger stopped massaging and stayed in place, on her clit, applying gentle pressure. Sophie wondered how this person knew how she liked her clit touched with a cock in her ass. Her pussy dripped juices down around his cock, providing even more lube. Her nipples ached to be played with, but she concentrated on the feeling of fullness combined with the pleasure emanating from her clit.

As her hips gyrated against the man’s finger, the sensations drove her over the edge to another orgasm, this time she squirted all over whoever was fucking her in the ass. Her body convulsed with pleasure as he buckled and grabbed her hips, cumming in her ass. He groaned as he dumped his load inside her. After a couple more thrusts, he caught his breath as he pulled out and got off the bed.

Sophie lay there, basking in the knowledge that she’d just been fucked by three men she couldn’t see.

“Derek?  You there?” she asked weakly.

There was no answer as she felt another pair of lips kiss her neck. Oh my god, another man, she thought. I’m not sure if I can handle it. But the kisses continued, down to her breasts, her nipples, eventually her pussy. Is it Derek? She wasn’t sure. Regardless, the lips found her swollen clit. A finger slipped inside her pussy and found her g-spot. The combination sent her into orbit once again. With little effort she climaxed again, her pussy muscles contracting as she squirted into her lover’s mouth.

He straddled her then lowered himself inside her. Her pussy, thoroughly wet and used, opened to him. She was fucked to another orgasm before he claimed her pussy by coming deep inside her. He covered her face with kisses before moving down to her nipples, taking each one into his mouth and rolling it around on his tongue.

He got off the bed and she heard a door open and shut. She lay there for a few minutes, catching her breath. She felt Derek taking off the blindfold. Her eyes strained as they adjusted to the dim light. He stood there, fully clothed, smiling.

“So was it as good as you imagined?” he asked.

“Better,” was all she could muster saying. “You fucked me too, right?”

“That’s for me to know. I love you, baby,” was all he would say.

Stunned, all she could say in response was a weak “Love you too.”

As they returned to the dance floor, Sophie could feel cum oozing out of her as she silently wondered which men had been in the room, using her for their pleasure. She felt like every eye was on her.

Derek poured two more glasses of champagne and drank a toast to one hell of an evening. She felt like a queen on her throne.

 

Photo credit: An Erotic Gentleman

“Fantasy” first appeared on http://www.indiscretionsblog.com. Copyright 2015

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244 Sexy Things You Must Do BEFORE YOU DIE!

sexy things to do before you dieTonight I decided to take a break from bedazzling a bra for my upcoming burlesque performance to check some email (and pull the dried glue from my fingertips). As I scanned my inbox, I found an old email with a link to a website article titled: Sex Bucket List: 244 Things You Must Do Before You Die.

Any girl who’s read one issue of Cosmo (and it’s hard to find a girl under the age of 12 who hasn’t) knows that any article with a number in the title will teach her at least one thing she doesn’t already know. LOL – not really, there’s just something about those numbers that grabs our attention.

So even though I’ve already written a piece about my own sexual bucket list, I took the bait and clicked…and learned a couple of things. First, I’ve engaged in a fair amount of these already. (Which means I’m either very experienced sexually or that I’m old. Or both.) The second thing I learned is that there is a lot of sexual shit a person can do over a lifetime.  Some of these things I would have never thought of in a million years.

How many of these things have you done? What would you like to do? What is something you would NEVER do? I’ll go first and put an X next to those items I’ve already checked off my list.

  1. Wake your partner up with a handjob/fingering     ×
  2. Kiss a girl   ×
  3. Sex with a celebrity
  4. Sex without kissing   ×
  5. Loud, vocal, screaming sex   ×
  6. Masturbate   ×
  7. Finger yourself   ×
  8. Use a vibrator   ×
  9. Use a dildo   ×
  10. Insert a butt plug/anal beads while masturbating
  11. Use Ben Wa balls   ×
  12. Masturbate to porn   ×
  13. Masturbate in candlelight   ×
  14. Take someones viriginity   ×
  15. Have a one night stand  ×
  16. Get a fuck buddy – You’ll probably need to be single for this!   ×
  17. Sex with someone old enough to be your dad/mom
  18. Sex with someone young enough to be your son/daughter – Remember to keep it legal!
  19. Sex with someone of a different race   ×
  20. Sex with someone who speaks a different language to you
  21. Sex with someone smaller than you
  22. Sex with someone taller than you
  23. Resistance sex – You act like you don’t want it while your man gropes, touches and molests you (don’t forget to use a safe word)
  24. Sex with an escort
  25. Sex with an Olympic athlete
  26. Sex beside/under a large waterfall
  27. Sex with a complete stranger
  28. Listen to music on your stereo while having sex   ×
  29. Go see a male strip show
  30. Have break up sex    ×
  31. Finger yourself or masturbate in front of someone without them knowing what you are doing – Try to keep it legal!
  32. Go skinny dipping   ×
  33. Try every sex position
  34. Try anal sex   ×
  35. Send/receive dirty text messages aka sex messages   ×
  36. Make a homemade porno – Trust is crucial if you make your own porno. You obviously don’t want it getting online!
  37. Send/receive dirty pictures of each other – Again trust is crucial if you do this. You probably don’t want the whole world seeing naked pictures of you.   ×
  38. Talk dirty to each other   ×
  39. Have phone sex   ×
  40. Have Skype sex / cyber sex   ×
  41. Have snail mail sex – You can do this even if you live together, it makes for a very sexy surprise
  42. Sex in the shower   ×
  43. Sex in the ocean   ×
  44. Sex on a beach – Bring a rug! Sand getting where it’s not supposed to be can be very painful.
  45. Sex in a car   ×
  46. Give your man a blowjob while he is driving – Unfortunately it’s hard for him to return the favor and eat you out while you are driving   ×
  47. Give your guy a handjob/finger your girl while they are driving   ×
  48. Sex in an elevator
  49. Sex in the rain
  50. Sex in the desert
  51. Use ice/frozen berries in your mouth while giving oral sex
  52. Sex in a hotel room   ×
  53. Sex in every room in your house
  54. Sex in a forest   ×
  55. Sex in a department store changing room
  56. Sex in public   ×
  57. Sex while wearing lingerie   ×
  58. Sex while in costume   ×
  59. Eat food off each other – Whipped cream and fruit is great for this (but a little sticky). Anything oily or fishy is not, it stinks.   ×
  60. Give your partner oral sex using syrup, cream, honey, lube or some other liquid on their genitals   ×
  61. Masturbate in front of each other   ×
  62. Mutually masturbate each other. He fingers you while you give him a handjob   ×
  63. Sex while blindfolded    ×
  64. Sex with restraints – Arms tied behind back or tied to the bed or tied and bent over a chair/table. Don’t forget to swap roles!   ×
  65. Spank and get spanked by hand    ×
  66. Make out in front of others in a busy place   ×
  67. Play strip poker
  68. Sex on a boat – The smaller the better. Sex on a cruise ship is easy as everyone has a cabin. Sex on a dinghy on the other hand…   ×
  69. Use a vibrator during sex   ×
  70. Use a dildo during sex   ×
  71. Use a butt plug during sex
  72. Toe sucking – You might want to wash them first!
  73. Use anal beads during sex
  74. Put a cock ring on your man during sex –  Vibrating cock ring optional   ×
  75. Use a chastity device for at least a day before sex – On yourself, your partner or both of you
  76. Use nipple clamps during sex – On you or on your partner or on both of you   ×
  77. Experiment with breath play during sex – Remember to be super safe if you plan on doing this.
  78. Use ear plugs during sex – Use them to block your/his nose too for extra sensory deprivation
  79. Sex in the workplace
  80. Mile high club – Sex on a plane
  81. Blowjob/Cunnilingus   ×
  82. Suck, kiss & lick your guy’s balls/Suck, kiss & lick your girl’s labia   ×
  83. Give a guy deep throat/Penetrate your girl deeply with your tongue   ×
  84. Handjob/Fingering    ×
  85. Ass fingering
  86. Prostate massage – Unfortunately there is no equivalent for girls
  87. Give each other a regular massage and then finish it off with a happy ending    ×
  88. Have sex while others watch   ×
  89. Devil’s threesome – 1 girl and 2 guys   ×
  90. FFM threesome – 2 girls and 1 guy   ×
  91. Have a moresome – Sex with more than 3 people   ×
  92. Go to a swingers party   ×
  93. Sex while drunk   ×
  94. Sex on a mild altering substance – Try to keep it legal!
  95. Go on a date with a skirt, but wearing no panties/briefs   ×
  96. Go on a date without a bra – Unfortunately there is no equivalent for guys   ×
  97. Go on a date with neither a bra or panties – Again there is no equivalent for guys   ×
  98. Go on a date wearing only 1 item of clothing besides your shoes – Would be interested if any guys have actually done this   ×
  99. Footjob
  100. Hair pulling during sex
  101. Use a whip, paddle, riding crop, flogger or belt to spank/flog your partner – Don’t forget to be on the receiving end too!
  102. Get/Leave marks the next day after getting whipped
  103. Rim job – also called analingus
  104. Strap on – Also called pegging
  105. Wear heels/boots and nothing else in bed – Guys can wear cowboy boots   ×
  106. Striptease   ×
  107. Sex on the balcony of a very tall building
  108. Sex while watching porn   ×
  109. Sex while using a Swiss ball/yoga ball – The Swiss Miss sex position is a great start
  110. Go to a strip club and get a lap dance – Optionally take your partner   ×
  111. Read erotica together and then act out your favorite sex scenes – Remember, you’re not reading it for the proseit’s to get ideas for your sex life!
  112. Pearl necklace – When a guy ejaculates onto your neck   ×
  113. Get a facial   ×
  114. Snow-capped mountains– When a guy ejaculates onto your ass   ×
  115. Swallow your man’s load   ×
  116. Love biting
  117. Sex in an abandoned building   ×
  118. Sex with the same person in at least 10 States or countries
  119. Sex with someone who speaks a foreign language
  120. Sex with someone else while your partner watches you   ×
  121. Watch your partner having sex with someone else    ×
  122. Have a quickie   ×
  123. Let your partner suck your breasts like a nursing a baby   ×
  124. Sex in silence   ×
  125. Handjob/blowjob/fingering at the movies
  126. Sex in a nightclub/restaurant/bar/pub/public bathroom
  127. Sex at a music festival/concert
  128. Sex on the altar of a church
  129. Silent disco sex – Sex with both of you wearing headphones, listening to your favorite music
  130. Sex with an elected representative – local city council, state senate, even Congress counts!
  131. Rape roleplay
  132. Sex in your parents’ house   ×
  133. Sex in your parents bed
  134. Use fruit/vegetables or other items to penetrate yourself or your partner with
  135. Use a fucking machine
  136. Go to a munch with your partner – A meetup for your local BDSM community
  137. Read and participate in http://reddit.com/r/sex – A great online community to discover, learn and help others improve their sex lives
  138. Read awesome sex blogs like Sexperts LoungeTiny Nibbles and listen to the Savage Love Podcast   × (Or write one!)
  139. Try every position from the Kama Sutra
  140. Learn how to female ejaculate/squirt – Includes your guy learning how to make you ejaculate ×
  141. Tell each other your fantasies – Don’t forget to act them out too!   ×
  142. Try some roleplaying fantasies with your man – This is perfect before transitioning to your own fantasies
  143. Wear a gag during sex
  144. Kissing in the rain
  145. Sex in front of a roaring fire   ×
  146. Roleplay choking during sex. Just make sure that you do it safely.
  147. Play with his balls during sex/Rub her clit during sex (Doggy style is the perfect position for this)   ×
  148. Sensory deprivation during sex – ear plugs, ear plugs in nose, blindfold, mitts, restrained   ×
  149. Wear a collar (not a shirt collar! More like a dog collar)
  150. Use a leash and collar
  151. Sex in complete darkness   ×
  152. Be a maid/butler for a day for your partner, serving their every need
  153. Keep a private blog about your sexcapades with your partner (remember privacy and trust are crucial here)   × (Does a public blog count?)
  154. Sex in front of a mirror   ×
  155. Use handcuffs during sex – On you, on your partner or used to tie you both together
  156. Have rough sex   ×
  157. Sex without touching each other once with your hands
  158. Have a sex weekend – Stay in a really nice hotel, order room service and rarely leave your room for the whole weekend
  159. Sex with a foreigner
  160. Sex in a foreign country   ×
  161. Surprise your partner with strawberries and champagne
  162. Sex on something vibrating – A washing machine or car hood both work well for this. ×
  163. Sex when other people are in the room – They don’t have to know about it though!
  164. Sex on a train
  165. Sex to the rhythm of a metronome – It’s a gadget that sways back and forth and makes a ‘tic’ sound each time. It’s often used by musicians
  166. Sex with at least 2 different people in one day   ×
  167. Sex under the stars   ×
  168. Sex under the sun   ×
  169. Arrive to your man’s house in only heels/boots and a coat. Guys can use cowboy boots here
  170. Be a submissive sex slave to your partner for a night
  171. Climax at the same time
  172. Be a dominant mistress/master of your partner for a night
  173. Sex at a drive-in movie   ×
  174. Have multiple orgasms during sex – Definitely a tough one for guys!   ×
  175. Slowly rub ice over each other (think sensitive areas)
  176. Try queening with your partner
  177. Super-slow, sensual sex   ×
  178. Make up sex   ×
  179. Write erotica that features you and your partner – Don’t forget to get them to read it!   ×
  180. Sex more than 7 times in one day
  181. Go to a sex club   ×
  182. Answer the door naked to your partner
  183. Go to a sex show   ×
  184. Go to a sex convention   ×
  185. Try fisting, either receiving or giving
  186. Use a remote controlled sex toy in public on yourself and each other   ×
  187. Have over 2 hours of foreplay before you have sex
  188. Wake your partner up with a blowjob/cunnlingus   ×
  189. Wake your partner up to full on sex
  190. Sex with someone of the same sex   ×
  191. Tit fucking/camel wank   ×
  192. Use your nails on your partner’s back during sex   ×
  193. Sex at a friend’s house party
  194. Slap your partner across the face during sex – Don’t forget to get slapped too
  195. Bite lips when kissing
  196. Bite your partner’s neck, arms, hands, ear lobes, genitals and the rest of their body – Just remember that some areas are more sensitive than others
  197. Orgasm Control – Control when your partner is allowed to orgasm and vice-versa
  198. Sex in a sex sling    ×
  199. Sex in a tree house – Obviously make sure that there are no kids around!
  200. Sex with a member of the clergy
  201. Sex on furniture designed specifically for sex   ×
  202. Squeeze/Massage/Fondle your partner’s genitals – Make sure to start off gently   ×
  203. Be double penetrated by your man and a sex toy
  204. Be double penetrated by 2 men
  205. Airlock – Double penetrated and giving a blowjob at the same time
  206. Grope your partner in public   ×
  207. Be groped in public   ×
  208. Post naked pictures of you (& your partner) online – Just remember that once you post something online, it’s going to be there forever!   ×
  209. Take pole dancing/stripping classes   ×
  210. Sex against a wall
  211. Sex on the floor   ×
  212. Sex on a couch – The Sofa Spoon position is perfect for this   ×
  213. Give a birthday blowjob/cunnilingus    ×
  214. Kiss your partner for hours without having sex
  215. Kiss, suck, squeeze, pinch and blow on your partner’s nipples   ×
  216. Have an orgasm with the help of your partner without them touching your genitals – This can be very hard for guys to achieve unless they have their prostate massage
  217. Kiss your partner on the backs of their elbows and knees
  218. Kiss your partner all over their back for more than 10 mins – Using just your lips, no hands or massaging
  219. Rub and massage the perineum – This is the patch of skin between the testicles/vagina and the anus   ×
  220. Have sex in a room full of hundreds of candles – Just make sure that nothing can accidentally catch fire
  221. Use a pair of sex dice
  222. Lunchtime sex when working
  223. Play some fun sex games
  224. Pin your partner to the bed and don’t let them get away without getting what you want – Just make sure your partner is consenting!
  225. Wash each other in the shower – Optional Extra: Get into the shower wearing only a light, white t-shirt that will become see through when it’s wet.   ×
  226. Wash your partner in a bath – You’ll find that most bathtubs are too small to both fit in there, so you’ll need to stand out of the bath   ×
  227. Receive oral sex while you are on the phone   ×
  228. Sex in a hot tub/Jacuzzi   ×
  229. Sex right after the gym
  230. Tell your partner what you like most about their body   ×
  231. Minty mouthwash before oral sex     x
  232. Eat some food with aphrodisiac properties – Chocolate, oysters, champagne are a great start      x
  233. Undress each other   ×
  234. Stare into each others eyes for 5 mins without breaking eye contact – Don’t forget to blink though!
  235. Ass pinching – Try squeezing his ass right as he’s cums. Don’t forget to do it randomly during the day too!
  236. Interlock your fingers with your partner’s during sex   ×
  237. Use your mouth to put a condom on your man
  238. Burn incense during sex
  239. Spitroast (OK, can someone tell me what this is???)   x
  240. Spend the whole day naked together
  241. Tell your partner, “Do whatever you want to me.” Just remember to use a safe word!
  242. Challenge your man to see who can go the longest without sex (the sexual tension will both drive you crazy with desire!)
  243. Sex in a tunnel – A cave counts too!
  244. Oh yeah, I almost forgot……Lose your virginity   ×

Okay, readers, your turn now. I’m going to go pour a glass of wine and get back to bedazzling. Can’t wait to see your list. 🙂

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12 Myths About Sex

Funny thing about the swing lifestyle; participating in any form of group sex can make a woman (or man) more conscious of who does what for how long and how many different positions can she (or he) get into with how many different people.

There’s a large spectrum of sexual “achievement” out there and many false impressions on where the average person sits on this spectrum. Despite all of this, it doesn’t seem like anyone is enjoying sex any less though. So, what difference do the numbers make? This graphic, originally posted by Dylan Cope at www.dailyinfographic.com, debunks many myths and misconceptions about sex that even we swingers still sometimes believe.

Read on then share with us what you’ve learned!

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When “No” Doesn’t Mean “No”

One of the cardinal rules of swinging is “no means no.”

Unless it’s your girlfriend asking…

This week’s weird sex news comes from NBC Miami and patrons of the “Shake Your Booty Club”.

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A Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a knife after he refused to have sex with her and another woman she had brought home from a local club, authorities said.

The late September incident occurred after La Crystal King-Woolfork, 28, came home from a spot called Shake Your Booty Club with another woman at about 4 a.m. The two women had sex, and then King-Woolfork asked her boyfriend to participate, according to an Indian River Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

When he refused, the intoxicated King-Woolfork “became very angry and grabbed a knife,” the boyfriend told authorities.

The two struggled until the man was able to take the knife from King-Woolfork and hide it between the mattresses of the bed, according to deputies.

He left the house and called for a ride to the hospital, the report said. She was arrested on an attempted murder charge on Sept. 26 after police spoke to her boyfriend.

When police spoke to King-Woolfork, she said confirmed that she brought the woman home to have sex and wanted her boyfriend to join.

When the other woman left, and her boyfriend was in bed, King-Woolfork said she “picked up a knife off the dresser because she knew (her boyfriend) was going to get mad,” the arrest report said.

She said her then boyfriend took her hand to take the knife and the two struggled, which cut her knee, the report said.

The fight escalated and she hit her boyfriend in the head with her cell phone, King-Woolfork said.

She denied stabbing him but said she had hit him in the face several times with a metal candle holder, according to deputies. Then he punched her in the nose, the report said.

It wasn’t immediately known if she had an attorney.

Originally published on www.thegrio.com.

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You had me…

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You had me…

right where you wanted
reaching out for a touch
passion starting to build
wanting you so very much.

listening for you to come
sensing your body heat
craving the contacting skin
two into one, complete.

savoring the taste of you
passion building to a peak
time standing still for us
climax what we both seek.

kissing, grasping, hanging on
nothing else matters at all
bodies tense and freeze
release comes at pleasures call.

flowing into each others arms
shared breath
cuddling tight arms
legs and lips intertwined
nothing else feeling so right.

Reblogged from Gray Poet
Photo credit: A Lady Looks Up

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Back in the Saddle for Round Two with My Little Pony

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We had so much fun with Angelina last time that we invited her to play with us again last weekend. As you may recall from my last post that Angelina is very uninhibited sexually and is pretty much game for anything in the bedroom. So I texted her and asked if she wanted to get together. She sent back an enthusiastic “yes” so the date was on. She said her husband was ok with it (he does not swing but has given his approval for her to participate).

We decided to take her to a different club so she could get a taste of something new. A few hours before we were scheduled to meet, she sent a text asking if she could bring along a guy friend. I hesitated to say “yes” right away, because I thought, ‘What if we don’t like him, or he doesn’t like us, how awkward would that be?’ But after thinking about it for a little bit, I thought it would be fine. We’d just deal with whatever comes up, when it comes up. So I texted Angelina back that she was welcome to bring him along and she said he was fine with just watching, since we hadn’t met, and that he’d abide by whatever rules we set. Rick and I don’t have a lot of rules (at least anymore) when playing with others, so that wasn’t a problem at all.

We decided on a meeting time. Rick and I arrived first, and started to play the icebreaker game. It was a fun way to meet others and get conversations rolling. About 20 or 30 min after we arrived, Angelina and her friend arrived. His name was Antonio and she explained that they were really good friends who played occasionally, but their relationship was more platonic and supportive of each other than just fuck buddies.

Antonio was very attractive and really, really friendly. I liked him immediately, and later, Rick said he liked him too. We both felt very comfortable around him and didn’t feel self-conscious at all about our past history with Angelina, or about swinging in general. Antonio explained that he was married, but his wife had no interest in sex. He’d never been to a swing club before and was quite taken with all the things he was seeing. He naturally asked Rick and me a lot of questions about the lifestyle, which we were more than happy to answer.

They joined us in playing the icebreaker game with the other couples, and soon we’d amassed quite a little pile of prize tickets. We went through nearly 3 bottles of wine (for Angelina and me), while Rick enjoyed his signature cocktail of spiced rum and Coke. Antonio drank gin, and the conversations got louder, looser and much funnier.

Angelina leaned over to Rick and started kissing him. She said as soon as she’d arrived that she was horny, and I knew she wasn’t kidding. After she was kissing him she reached over and stuck her hand down the back of my dress and reached around to grab my breast. The dress I wore that night was pretty short, but wasn’t low-cut at all. I paired it with my black thigh-high boots, so there wasn’t a whole lot of skin showing, but it’s a sexy look, nonetheless. Angelina and I started making out, as I heard Rick and Antonio talk about something. She whispered in my ear, “I can’t wait to play with you both tonight, I’m so horny.”

We continued kissing as someone came over to do the icebreaker game with us. Antonio and I had the cards they were looking for, so the three (or maybe four) of us went up to the front desk to collect our prize tickets. When we returned, Angelina had that “look” in her eye that said, “I want to fuck NOW”, and had both legs up on the table, her pussy splayed for everyone to see, as she fingered herself.

“Are you wet?” Richard asked.

“Why don’t you find out for yourself?” she replied. So he did. He discovered quickly how wet she was as his fingers went inside her sopping pussy.

“You want to move to the play room?” I asked her as I sat down. “God, yes,” she answered. So we grabbed our bags, leaving the liquor on the table and headed off to a play room. The swingers at this club tend to start playing much later into the evening, so we had the room all to ourselves for a while. The playroom had several double beds lined up against the walls, with sheer fabric hanging between each bed. Not being sure exactly what Antonio was going to do, I got undressed and climbed on the bed and waited as Angelina and Rick took their clothes off.

Rick joined me first and we began to make out. Then I decided to sit on his face, something I hadn’t done in a very long time. Because he is so tall, he laid diagonally on the mattress with his head in the corner. When I lowered my pussy on his tongue, I was facing the wall and couldn’t see anything at first. As Rick’s tongue worked its magic, I looked over my shoulder to find Angelina sucking Rick’s swollen cock with Antonio fucking Angelina from behind. I was pleased to see everyone was having a good time. I started banging on the wall with my hand and squealing with ecstasy as I came on Rick’s face.  Then my legs started to feel weak, so I climbed off Rick and lay down on the bed next to him. Angelina came over and started licking my pussy and I came again. I noticed Antonio had a very nice cock himself so I gave him a blow job while Angelina’s mouth went back to work on Rick’s cock.

I really started to get into Antonio. He seemed to enjoy all that was going on as well. He climbed on the bed so we could do 69. I felt a finger go inside my ass, and I think it was Angelina’s. “I love to eat pussy,” Antonio announced, and he was exceptional. The finger felt pretty damn good too, and I came hard on Antonio’s tongue. I looked over and saw Rick fucking Angelina from behind, with a finger in her ass too. I heard her squeal as she came on his cock.

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Then Antonio lifted himself off me, turned me around, and started fucking me. Hard. He was in great shape and had great lasting power. I was still riding high from my last orgasm and it didn’t take long for me to cum again. Right afterward, he pulled out and shot his huge wad all over my stomach. Rick finished by cumming all over Angelina’s ass.

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As we collectively caught our breath, I asked Antonio what he thought about swinging. “This was great,” he replied. “We’ll have to do it again,” he added.

“Definitely,” I said, as we all got dressed. We went back out to our table, where our booze sat undisturbed (swingers are great about that, by the way). I did notice that our prize tickets were gone and I mentioned it to Rick. “We knew we were going to miss the prize drawings, so we gave our tickets to some other couples.”

Angelina had a curfew, so we knew we were going to have to wrap things up. We try to be respectful of his wishes even though he isn’t part of our group. So we all kissed goodnight and we agreed that we’d get together for more fun very soon.

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Man Assaults Girlfriend During 3-Way

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This story from the Huffington Post is a real head-scratcher (the head that separates your ears). I always thought a threesome was at the top of most men’s sexual Bucket List. I’m sure that’s how this guy felt, until reality didn’t quite live up to his fantasy.

Be sure to read the comments at the bottom of the page; the peanut gallery usually gets it right…

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/terry-antone-jenkins-assault-girlfriend-threeway-cousin_n_3920709.html

So be careful what you wish for, gentlemen. Or at least make sure you have staying power. You’re doubling your pleasure, remember?

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