244 Sexy Things You Must Do BEFORE YOU DIE!

sexy things to do before you dieTonight I decided to take a break from bedazzling a bra for my upcoming burlesque performance to check some email (and pull the dried glue from my fingertips). As I scanned my inbox, I found an old email with a link to a website article titled: Sex Bucket List: 244 Things You Must Do Before You Die.

Any girl who’s read one issue of Cosmo (and it’s hard to find a girl under the age of 12 who hasn’t) knows that any article with a number in the title will teach her at least one thing she doesn’t already know. LOL – not really, there’s just something about those numbers that grabs our attention.

So even though I’ve already written a piece about my own sexual bucket list, I took the bait and clicked…and learned a couple of things. First, I’ve engaged in a fair amount of these already. (Which means I’m either very experienced sexually or that I’m old. Or both.) The second thing I learned is that there is a lot of sexual shit a person can do over a lifetime.  Some of these things I would have never thought of in a million years.

How many of these things have you done? What would you like to do? What is something you would NEVER do? I’ll go first and put an X next to those items I’ve already checked off my list.

  1. Wake your partner up with a handjob/fingering     ×
  2. Kiss a girl   ×
  3. Sex with a celebrity
  4. Sex without kissing   ×
  5. Loud, vocal, screaming sex   ×
  6. Masturbate   ×
  7. Finger yourself   ×
  8. Use a vibrator   ×
  9. Use a dildo   ×
  10. Insert a butt plug/anal beads while masturbating
  11. Use Ben Wa balls   ×
  12. Masturbate to porn   ×
  13. Masturbate in candlelight   ×
  14. Take someones viriginity   ×
  15. Have a one night stand  ×
  16. Get a fuck buddy – You’ll probably need to be single for this!   ×
  17. Sex with someone old enough to be your dad/mom
  18. Sex with someone young enough to be your son/daughter – Remember to keep it legal!
  19. Sex with someone of a different race   ×
  20. Sex with someone who speaks a different language to you
  21. Sex with someone smaller than you
  22. Sex with someone taller than you
  23. Resistance sex – You act like you don’t want it while your man gropes, touches and molests you (don’t forget to use a safe word)
  24. Sex with an escort
  25. Sex with an Olympic athlete
  26. Sex beside/under a large waterfall
  27. Sex with a complete stranger
  28. Listen to music on your stereo while having sex   ×
  29. Go see a male strip show
  30. Have break up sex    ×
  31. Finger yourself or masturbate in front of someone without them knowing what you are doing – Try to keep it legal!
  32. Go skinny dipping   ×
  33. Try every sex position
  34. Try anal sex   ×
  35. Send/receive dirty text messages aka sex messages   ×
  36. Make a homemade porno – Trust is crucial if you make your own porno. You obviously don’t want it getting online!
  37. Send/receive dirty pictures of each other – Again trust is crucial if you do this. You probably don’t want the whole world seeing naked pictures of you.   ×
  38. Talk dirty to each other   ×
  39. Have phone sex   ×
  40. Have Skype sex / cyber sex   ×
  41. Have snail mail sex – You can do this even if you live together, it makes for a very sexy surprise
  42. Sex in the shower   ×
  43. Sex in the ocean   ×
  44. Sex on a beach – Bring a rug! Sand getting where it’s not supposed to be can be very painful.
  45. Sex in a car   ×
  46. Give your man a blowjob while he is driving – Unfortunately it’s hard for him to return the favor and eat you out while you are driving   ×
  47. Give your guy a handjob/finger your girl while they are driving   ×
  48. Sex in an elevator
  49. Sex in the rain
  50. Sex in the desert
  51. Use ice/frozen berries in your mouth while giving oral sex
  52. Sex in a hotel room   ×
  53. Sex in every room in your house
  54. Sex in a forest   ×
  55. Sex in a department store changing room
  56. Sex in public   ×
  57. Sex while wearing lingerie   ×
  58. Sex while in costume   ×
  59. Eat food off each other – Whipped cream and fruit is great for this (but a little sticky). Anything oily or fishy is not, it stinks.   ×
  60. Give your partner oral sex using syrup, cream, honey, lube or some other liquid on their genitals   ×
  61. Masturbate in front of each other   ×
  62. Mutually masturbate each other. He fingers you while you give him a handjob   ×
  63. Sex while blindfolded    ×
  64. Sex with restraints – Arms tied behind back or tied to the bed or tied and bent over a chair/table. Don’t forget to swap roles!   ×
  65. Spank and get spanked by hand    ×
  66. Make out in front of others in a busy place   ×
  67. Play strip poker
  68. Sex on a boat – The smaller the better. Sex on a cruise ship is easy as everyone has a cabin. Sex on a dinghy on the other hand…   ×
  69. Use a vibrator during sex   ×
  70. Use a dildo during sex   ×
  71. Use a butt plug during sex
  72. Toe sucking – You might want to wash them first!
  73. Use anal beads during sex
  74. Put a cock ring on your man during sex –  Vibrating cock ring optional   ×
  75. Use a chastity device for at least a day before sex – On yourself, your partner or both of you
  76. Use nipple clamps during sex – On you or on your partner or on both of you   ×
  77. Experiment with breath play during sex – Remember to be super safe if you plan on doing this.
  78. Use ear plugs during sex – Use them to block your/his nose too for extra sensory deprivation
  79. Sex in the workplace
  80. Mile high club – Sex on a plane
  81. Blowjob/Cunnilingus   ×
  82. Suck, kiss & lick your guy’s balls/Suck, kiss & lick your girl’s labia   ×
  83. Give a guy deep throat/Penetrate your girl deeply with your tongue   ×
  84. Handjob/Fingering    ×
  85. Ass fingering
  86. Prostate massage – Unfortunately there is no equivalent for girls
  87. Give each other a regular massage and then finish it off with a happy ending    ×
  88. Have sex while others watch   ×
  89. Devil’s threesome – 1 girl and 2 guys   ×
  90. FFM threesome – 2 girls and 1 guy   ×
  91. Have a moresome – Sex with more than 3 people   ×
  92. Go to a swingers party   ×
  93. Sex while drunk   ×
  94. Sex on a mild altering substance – Try to keep it legal!
  95. Go on a date with a skirt, but wearing no panties/briefs   ×
  96. Go on a date without a bra – Unfortunately there is no equivalent for guys   ×
  97. Go on a date with neither a bra or panties – Again there is no equivalent for guys   ×
  98. Go on a date wearing only 1 item of clothing besides your shoes – Would be interested if any guys have actually done this   ×
  99. Footjob
  100. Hair pulling during sex
  101. Use a whip, paddle, riding crop, flogger or belt to spank/flog your partner – Don’t forget to be on the receiving end too!
  102. Get/Leave marks the next day after getting whipped
  103. Rim job – also called analingus
  104. Strap on – Also called pegging
  105. Wear heels/boots and nothing else in bed – Guys can wear cowboy boots   ×
  106. Striptease   ×
  107. Sex on the balcony of a very tall building
  108. Sex while watching porn   ×
  109. Sex while using a Swiss ball/yoga ball – The Swiss Miss sex position is a great start
  110. Go to a strip club and get a lap dance – Optionally take your partner   ×
  111. Read erotica together and then act out your favorite sex scenes – Remember, you’re not reading it for the proseit’s to get ideas for your sex life!
  112. Pearl necklace – When a guy ejaculates onto your neck   ×
  113. Get a facial   ×
  114. Snow-capped mountains– When a guy ejaculates onto your ass   ×
  115. Swallow your man’s load   ×
  116. Love biting
  117. Sex in an abandoned building   ×
  118. Sex with the same person in at least 10 States or countries
  119. Sex with someone who speaks a foreign language
  120. Sex with someone else while your partner watches you   ×
  121. Watch your partner having sex with someone else    ×
  122. Have a quickie   ×
  123. Let your partner suck your breasts like a nursing a baby   ×
  124. Sex in silence   ×
  125. Handjob/blowjob/fingering at the movies
  126. Sex in a nightclub/restaurant/bar/pub/public bathroom
  127. Sex at a music festival/concert
  128. Sex on the altar of a church
  129. Silent disco sex – Sex with both of you wearing headphones, listening to your favorite music
  130. Sex with an elected representative – local city council, state senate, even Congress counts!
  131. Rape roleplay
  132. Sex in your parents’ house   ×
  133. Sex in your parents bed
  134. Use fruit/vegetables or other items to penetrate yourself or your partner with
  135. Use a fucking machine
  136. Go to a munch with your partner – A meetup for your local BDSM community
  137. Read and participate in http://reddit.com/r/sex – A great online community to discover, learn and help others improve their sex lives
  138. Read awesome sex blogs like Sexperts LoungeTiny Nibbles and listen to the Savage Love Podcast   × (Or write one!)
  139. Try every position from the Kama Sutra
  140. Learn how to female ejaculate/squirt – Includes your guy learning how to make you ejaculate ×
  141. Tell each other your fantasies – Don’t forget to act them out too!   ×
  142. Try some roleplaying fantasies with your man – This is perfect before transitioning to your own fantasies
  143. Wear a gag during sex
  144. Kissing in the rain
  145. Sex in front of a roaring fire   ×
  146. Roleplay choking during sex. Just make sure that you do it safely.
  147. Play with his balls during sex/Rub her clit during sex (Doggy style is the perfect position for this)   ×
  148. Sensory deprivation during sex – ear plugs, ear plugs in nose, blindfold, mitts, restrained   ×
  149. Wear a collar (not a shirt collar! More like a dog collar)
  150. Use a leash and collar
  151. Sex in complete darkness   ×
  152. Be a maid/butler for a day for your partner, serving their every need
  153. Keep a private blog about your sexcapades with your partner (remember privacy and trust are crucial here)   × (Does a public blog count?)
  154. Sex in front of a mirror   ×
  155. Use handcuffs during sex – On you, on your partner or used to tie you both together
  156. Have rough sex   ×
  157. Sex without touching each other once with your hands
  158. Have a sex weekend – Stay in a really nice hotel, order room service and rarely leave your room for the whole weekend
  159. Sex with a foreigner
  160. Sex in a foreign country   ×
  161. Surprise your partner with strawberries and champagne
  162. Sex on something vibrating – A washing machine or car hood both work well for this. ×
  163. Sex when other people are in the room – They don’t have to know about it though!
  164. Sex on a train
  165. Sex to the rhythm of a metronome – It’s a gadget that sways back and forth and makes a ‘tic’ sound each time. It’s often used by musicians
  166. Sex with at least 2 different people in one day   ×
  167. Sex under the stars   ×
  168. Sex under the sun   ×
  169. Arrive to your man’s house in only heels/boots and a coat. Guys can use cowboy boots here
  170. Be a submissive sex slave to your partner for a night
  171. Climax at the same time
  172. Be a dominant mistress/master of your partner for a night
  173. Sex at a drive-in movie   ×
  174. Have multiple orgasms during sex – Definitely a tough one for guys!   ×
  175. Slowly rub ice over each other (think sensitive areas)
  176. Try queening with your partner
  177. Super-slow, sensual sex   ×
  178. Make up sex   ×
  179. Write erotica that features you and your partner – Don’t forget to get them to read it!   ×
  180. Sex more than 7 times in one day
  181. Go to a sex club   ×
  182. Answer the door naked to your partner
  183. Go to a sex show   ×
  184. Go to a sex convention   ×
  185. Try fisting, either receiving or giving
  186. Use a remote controlled sex toy in public on yourself and each other   ×
  187. Have over 2 hours of foreplay before you have sex
  188. Wake your partner up with a blowjob/cunnlingus   ×
  189. Wake your partner up to full on sex
  190. Sex with someone of the same sex   ×
  191. Tit fucking/camel wank   ×
  192. Use your nails on your partner’s back during sex   ×
  193. Sex at a friend’s house party
  194. Slap your partner across the face during sex – Don’t forget to get slapped too
  195. Bite lips when kissing
  196. Bite your partner’s neck, arms, hands, ear lobes, genitals and the rest of their body – Just remember that some areas are more sensitive than others
  197. Orgasm Control – Control when your partner is allowed to orgasm and vice-versa
  198. Sex in a sex sling    ×
  199. Sex in a tree house – Obviously make sure that there are no kids around!
  200. Sex with a member of the clergy
  201. Sex on furniture designed specifically for sex   ×
  202. Squeeze/Massage/Fondle your partner’s genitals – Make sure to start off gently   ×
  203. Be double penetrated by your man and a sex toy
  204. Be double penetrated by 2 men
  205. Airlock – Double penetrated and giving a blowjob at the same time
  206. Grope your partner in public   ×
  207. Be groped in public   ×
  208. Post naked pictures of you (& your partner) online – Just remember that once you post something online, it’s going to be there forever!   ×
  209. Take pole dancing/stripping classes   ×
  210. Sex against a wall
  211. Sex on the floor   ×
  212. Sex on a couch – The Sofa Spoon position is perfect for this   ×
  213. Give a birthday blowjob/cunnilingus    ×
  214. Kiss your partner for hours without having sex
  215. Kiss, suck, squeeze, pinch and blow on your partner’s nipples   ×
  216. Have an orgasm with the help of your partner without them touching your genitals – This can be very hard for guys to achieve unless they have their prostate massage
  217. Kiss your partner on the backs of their elbows and knees
  218. Kiss your partner all over their back for more than 10 mins – Using just your lips, no hands or massaging
  219. Rub and massage the perineum – This is the patch of skin between the testicles/vagina and the anus   ×
  220. Have sex in a room full of hundreds of candles – Just make sure that nothing can accidentally catch fire
  221. Use a pair of sex dice
  222. Lunchtime sex when working
  223. Play some fun sex games
  224. Pin your partner to the bed and don’t let them get away without getting what you want – Just make sure your partner is consenting!
  225. Wash each other in the shower – Optional Extra: Get into the shower wearing only a light, white t-shirt that will become see through when it’s wet.   ×
  226. Wash your partner in a bath – You’ll find that most bathtubs are too small to both fit in there, so you’ll need to stand out of the bath   ×
  227. Receive oral sex while you are on the phone   ×
  228. Sex in a hot tub/Jacuzzi   ×
  229. Sex right after the gym
  230. Tell your partner what you like most about their body   ×
  231. Minty mouthwash before oral sex     x
  232. Eat some food with aphrodisiac properties – Chocolate, oysters, champagne are a great start      x
  233. Undress each other   ×
  234. Stare into each others eyes for 5 mins without breaking eye contact – Don’t forget to blink though!
  235. Ass pinching – Try squeezing his ass right as he’s cums. Don’t forget to do it randomly during the day too!
  236. Interlock your fingers with your partner’s during sex   ×
  237. Use your mouth to put a condom on your man
  238. Burn incense during sex
  239. Spitroast (OK, can someone tell me what this is???)   x
  240. Spend the whole day naked together
  241. Tell your partner, “Do whatever you want to me.” Just remember to use a safe word!
  242. Challenge your man to see who can go the longest without sex (the sexual tension will both drive you crazy with desire!)
  243. Sex in a tunnel – A cave counts too!
  244. Oh yeah, I almost forgot……Lose your virginity   ×

Okay, readers, your turn now. I’m going to go pour a glass of wine and get back to bedazzling. Can’t wait to see your list. 🙂

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  1. #1 by larryarcher on March 21, 2014 - 3:14 am

    Great list, and like you we’ve done a bunch of those. What I really loved was joining the mile high club over Walnut Ridge Arkansas at 12,000 feet (actually the 2 mile club) and for a girl the rape fantasies always seem to be a hit! And I’ve been able to fuck my wife when she was asleep, be really careful, start out easy, so she wakes up just as she’s climaxing.

  2. #2 by jason on April 2, 2014 - 2:20 am

    A split roast is when a girl is all fours giving head while being taken doggy style.

    • #3 by shalynne on April 3, 2014 - 12:23 am

      Thanks for the definition. I guess I can now go back and check that off my list! 😉

      • #4 by jason on April 3, 2014 - 4:15 am

        That a girl

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