The Porno Blowjob – Something New to Try at Your Next House Party

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When you write a sex blog, you get a lot of emails with links to other sex websites, as you can imagine. One of those links was to a website called The Bad Girl’s Bible, focusing primarily on how we ladies can excite our men by talking dirty to them and becoming a blowjob goddess. This week the author gave us something new to add to our arsenal: the porno blowjob. He writes, “use this once and your man will be absolute putty in your hands. He may not even believe what just happened.”

Sold! Let’s try it!

Here’s what you’ll need:

  • A Table Or A Desk
  • A Chair
  • A Computer
  • A Set Of Headphones
  • A Pillow For Your Knees
  • A Man

To get started, set up the computer on the table. Then make sure that the headphones are plugged in. Make sure the chair is positioned so that your man can sit down comfortably and look at the computer.

If you haven’t guessed yet, you are going to be giving your man a blowjob underneath the table.

IMPORTANT: Check to make sure that there enough space for you beneath the table to comfortably give your man a blow job. Make sure to check that you can easily fit without hitting your head off the table or elbows on the table legs. You may have to raise the table or lower the chair to get the right height. Use a pillow to cushion your legs.

Next, you need to go to a porn site and find a video for your man to watch. Just casually ask your man a few days before which sites he likes and what type of porn he watches. If you don’t want to ask your man what type of porn he watches, just search for ‘blowjob’ on a popular site.

Find a video for your man to watch, pause it at the start and allow it to fully load. You may want to check that the sound is at the right level. Then turn the screen off once you are happy with the video. Your man will probably not suspect a thing, which is what you want.

When you two are alone, tell your man that you have a surprise for him, but that he has to put on a blindfold first. You can use anything for a blindfold. It can be a t shirt, a shirt, a tie or any kind of material.

When he has the blindfold on, bring him to the computer, unbutton his trousers and take them off. Sit him down. Turn the screen back on and hit play.

Next quietly get under the table.

Start to rub his legs with your hands. As you do, tell him to take his blindfold off and put the earphones in.

Next, just start giving him a blow job like you normally would, until he cums.

Bonus Tip #1: Watch the blowjob video before your man does and try to imitate it. So if it starts off with kissing and licking, before the actual blowjob, try to imitate it. This will make the whole BJ experience even better for your man.

Bonus Tip #2: You can perform a simple variation of the ‘porno blowjob’ in the bedroom. Just use a laptop computer instead. Just get your man to lie on his back with the laptop on his belly. Then just proceed to give him a blowjob.

One of the really cool things about the porno blowjob is that you don’t even need to have excellent blowjob technique. The fact is, most guys have never experienced something like this before. He will be too excited to even focus on your technique.

I’m definitely trying this on Rick in the next day or so to see how he reacts!

What are your sexy blowjob techniques?

Update 2/4/2014: Rick and I tried this and he said it blew his mind. “It was a totally different kind of experience. Since I had the earbuds and couldn’t hear any noises Shalynne was making, I became completely focused on the porn. It was kind of weird because I could physically feel what she was doing, even though I was watching a different girl. It was amazingly intense.”

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